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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:26 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:09 pm 
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:unsure: I dunno if you'd get real high calibur people with a poster like that.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:58 pm 
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their not looking for high caliber. Their looking for angry monster people who are built like a refrigerator and are willing to eat your little brother

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:03 pm 
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Yup....

There are two major recruitment lines when the majority of your guys are from High school and college.

#1) Get the girls... girls bring in the boys.

#2) Get the Bullys... Bullys beat up all the other kids if they don't come to practice.


Uruk-hai is not afraid to implement the later.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:39 pm 
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Aww, that is just too cute.


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You forgot the little line on the bottom saying "We'll even give you a fishnet for garb, and eventually some armor."

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angry monster people who are built like a refrigerator and are willing to eat your little brother


heh, i qualify

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but if your character was raised by elves, that's usually pretty lame nomatter who you are.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:34 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:00 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:38 am 
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Lol once you get the bullies you get the small guys likes me who want to run cirlces around the bug bullyes and pwn them. :devil: :devil: :devil: :D

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:35 pm 
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Look at them try Spike. It's so * cute. Who's my big tough potatoes, you are... yes you are, ohhhh look at them. Can I keep one Spike can I. I promise to take care of this one . I swear. Please.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:59 am 
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No Jesus, you can't have one. Well, unless we can build it a house outside. And no feeding it under the table.

And I think Jimmy's reference is to the "pawns" line. He is intimating that the Uruks are the pawns of the Iron Crown, not untrue, not unknown, not unfair.

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here ya go jesus


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:15 pm 
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FormerAlucard, that pic is awesome.

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 6:15 pm 
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Hey, everyone has a secret desire to be an Uruk. It's just too much fun.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:47 pm 
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Hey, everyone has a secret desire to be an Uruk.


No...no they don't.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:13 pm 
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Oh, yes you do, so do I, but I didn't even know it untell Meat told me! Its a Secret desire...

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never thought i would quote myself

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Makes me a bit sad that the initial pic is gone. Us newbie types who haven't seen it have nothing to point and laugh at.

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Nevermind. It was just slow loading.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:19 pm 
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Instead of the "fishnetting" I think we're going to go with haiwaiian shirts. **** Haiwaii is hard to spell???? Someone give me a pOtatO.

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Look at them try Spike. It's so * cute. Who's my big tough potatoes, you are... yes you are, ohhhh look at them. Can I keep one Spike can I. I promise to take care of this one . I swear. Please.


lol

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:58 am 
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Bodhi wrote:
Instead of the "fishnetting" I think we're going to go with haiwaiian shirts. f*ck Haiwaii is hard to spell???? Someone give me a pOtatO.


Hawaiian -- there ya go Bodhi

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:57 pm 
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Note to self: Remind newbs to RUN from any and all players wearing Uruk-hai armor.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:41 am 
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Mara wrote:
Note to self: Remind newbs to RUN from any and all players wearing Uruk-hai armor.



How are you supposed to kill em if you're running away. The trick is, they're not that fast or very bright, so if you do some really quick flashy moves they'll get really confused. That, or if you have something shiny that'll do the trick too. :D

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you are the seed that should have been swallowed. :oface:

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Personally, UH is a great group. If there is ONE unit I can EXPECT a good shield bash from, UH is it. EBF doesnt count, cuz I dont wanna bash those rediculous sunglasses into their eyes so they can't see anymore. Plus, UH parties well. Good people, good fighters, sweet armor for sure. Only reason I left was cuz the IC was getting too old.


One of the uruks made a ranting post about fighting with his unit not his realm...yeah, about that. To any aspiring Uruks, if there is such a thing now, wait till IC disperses. Join the unit to fight with the unit, not fight with turd burglars who jump in your way.

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You should always have shiny things, they distract so many people, not just the uruk's


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You should always have shiny things, they distract so many people, not just the uruk's


Hehe...my old shield had the symbol stitched onto it in the really shiny reflective fabric. That was a blast. Get the sun in front of you and reflect the sun straight at them as they charge. Oh, those were fun days...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:07 am 
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Not an Orc, I evolved into something better ;D

Sides, why burn the bridges when you can pretend to leave the peasants to safety, trap em, and have dinner for the next few days? Not to mention entertainment too.

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