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The "Smashey Classic"

Postby LadyAnahita » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:45 am

Hail one and all!! I know we're a few months out, but I wanted to get this posted. There will be a Fizzball tourney, officially known now as the "Smashey Classic," Wednesday afternoon at Arm. What is Fizzball? Fizzball is Baseball with beer.... hitting full cans of beer to earn points! Here are the rules...

1. 3-person teams, 15$ per team (NO WHINING! There's a good reason...read the whole post!)
2. Single eliminatioon tournament
3. Bring a bat. Your "bat" can be ANYTHING as long as the hitting surface is no wider than 2 1/2 inches across.
4. all bats MUST have a lanyard. A lanyard is a SECURE loop that attaches the bat to the batters wrist. (this keeps wet, slippery 2 by 4's from flying out of peoples hands, which can kill bystanders and players alike)
5. The "ball" is a full, unopened can of beer (or soda
for the under-agers)
6. Each batter gets 3 balls to swing at. You need to hit the can to get points for your team. (BTW, this is a lazy person's game.... no base running, just breaking things!) :devil:
7. Here's the BEST PART!!! If you strike out YOU MUST CHUG THE BALL!
8. You can earn extra points for you team for "style". Style points are VERY hard to earn. Team costumes, maybe a specaculair entrance onto the field... surprise and delight me, I'm lookin for pizzaz!!!

This is a great game!! I'm posting this early for a couple of reasons... First off I want to see alot of teams fielded for this, which brings me to point # 2.
I'm not only running this for fun, (and I promise, you WILL have fun!) it is going to be a fundraiser for the American Heart Association, in memory of Canis. All proceeds will be donated in his name. So let's get a large participation, and do good for others, while we have a crazy good time!!
If anyone has questions, PM me, and I'll do my best to answer them. I'll have the sign-up at troll.Thanks!
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Postby Bodhi » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:38 am

Thank you for running what I know will be an Arm story to tell for years to come.
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Postby Sheik » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:02 pm

Yay to the lanyard rule!

No lost heads or broken legs!
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But they will when Link saves the day, Hallelujah!
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Postby Digoza » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:18 pm

Yay for raising money for the American Heart Association!
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Postby katina » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:20 pm

Mistie, Skada and I will be Team Heathers. Be prepared to lose, *!

At least on style, anyways. . .
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Postby Elwrath » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:28 am

i too am in support of the lanyard rule...i remember soth with a 2' by 4'...:)
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Postby LadyAnahita » Thu May 04, 2006 12:44 am

*WARNING WARNING* Only 6 Weeks till Armageddon!!!! That means only 6 1/2 weeks till the Smashey Classic!!! Remember, this isn't just for us, we will be helping others. I hope that everyone's been practicing, if not, get a bat and some cans ... let's get ready to play some ball!!! I will be supplying some bats at Geddon., but if you want the trophy it's gonna take some creativity and STYLE!!! Let's go Belegarth, LET'S GO!
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Postby LadyAnahita » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:33 am

One week 'till the Smashey Classic... Are You Ready For Some FIZZBALL!!!!???
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