Carnival of Sin
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:48 pmMisti: Hey Skada, Did you know that the Carnival of Sin is going to be at Armageddon this year?
Skada: No, Misti, what the Hell is that?
Misti: Well you see Skada, when a man loves a woman... I mean, wait. The Carnival of Sin is this year's Sin Night extravaganza.
Skada: Sweet, will there be fire like last year?
Misti: Now when a woman loves a woman... By that I mean, yes there will be fire performances far surpassing last year's fire.
Skada: I do like fire. Will there be scantily clad women?
Misti: You see when a man loves a woman who loves another woman... No **** there will be scantily clad women, and hopefully they will be in white t-shirts that "accidentally" get soaked with water.
Skada: This is starting to sound sinful but what other debauchery can I expect?
Misti: Well now Skada, when a man loves a woman who loves inanimate objects....So other sins to make appearances at the Carnival of Sin. We will have games and contests at our sin booths covering all of our Seven Fabulous Sins.
Skada: So to the important question, will there be beverages?
Misti: When a man loves a man (in a completely hetero buddies drinking together type of way*cough cough*
)... Oh, So yes there will be beverages for those 21 and older. The way the beverages will work is there will be a random tub of cans and you will be handed a random can unless... You bring in a few drinks of your own to add to the tub. When you bring in a drink you earn a token that allows you to pick a specific beverage. Tokens can be earned from the booths, games, and contests.
Skada: Sounds like a sinfully good time...will you be there?
Misti:
We're running it you idiot!
Skada: I know I'm just trying to bring out the wrath in you early...it has been a year since the last Sin-Nite.
Skada: No, Misti, what the Hell is that?
Misti: Well you see Skada, when a man loves a woman... I mean, wait. The Carnival of Sin is this year's Sin Night extravaganza.
Skada: Sweet, will there be fire like last year?
Misti: Now when a woman loves a woman... By that I mean, yes there will be fire performances far surpassing last year's fire.
Skada: I do like fire. Will there be scantily clad women?
Misti: You see when a man loves a woman who loves another woman... No **** there will be scantily clad women, and hopefully they will be in white t-shirts that "accidentally" get soaked with water.
Skada: This is starting to sound sinful but what other debauchery can I expect?
Misti: Well now Skada, when a man loves a woman who loves inanimate objects....So other sins to make appearances at the Carnival of Sin. We will have games and contests at our sin booths covering all of our Seven Fabulous Sins.
Skada: So to the important question, will there be beverages?
Misti: When a man loves a man (in a completely hetero buddies drinking together type of way*cough cough*
)... Oh, So yes there will be beverages for those 21 and older. The way the beverages will work is there will be a random tub of cans and you will be handed a random can unless... You bring in a few drinks of your own to add to the tub. When you bring in a drink you earn a token that allows you to pick a specific beverage. Tokens can be earned from the booths, games, and contests.
Skada: Sounds like a sinfully good time...will you be there?
Misti:
We're running it you idiot!
Skada: I know I'm just trying to bring out the wrath in you early...it has been a year since the last Sin-Nite.
