Belegarth

As bo mentioned, Sin Night will take place on thursday night. I have been informally put in charge of planning the festivities.

The current plan is loosely based on a "levels of hell" theme.

Activities being planned are:
Entertainment
-Pimp Slapping Contest (run by A pimp named Kabibbles)
-Pie-Eating Competition (if anyone knows where to get a bunch of cheap pies let me know)
-Insult tennis (refereed by _____)
-Keg stands (informal competition by request, limited to people 21 and older)
-Classic Peep-A-Thon (run by _____)
-Obstacle course (may include drinking)
-The obvious drums and dancing that all event festivities inevitably include
-Home brewed beer tasting and competition (sin night assistants acting as judges)
Drinking
-Kegs
-Jungle Juice (probably deep red in color)
-Whatever you bring
Debauchery
-You'll need to cover this one yourself

As you can see there is plenty of entertainment in the works, but I'm going to need people to fill some of the positions which have been left blank.

We are also going to need drummers and dancers, so if you're interested in that say so.

More information on exactly what each competition as soon as it is available.

Home Brew Tasting and Competition: Entries will need to bring at least a six-pack of their beer or 72 liquid ounces. Entrants will judge other entries using a prepared score card with various categories on a five point scale. Winner will be awarded the title of Belegarth Master Brewer 2008 and possibly some sort of material reward.

Pie Eating Contest: A maximum of five contestants will eat as much pie as they possibly can. The person who eats most will be declared the winner. Puking results in a disqualification. Possible material reward and bragging rights.

Pimp-Slap: VETOED!

Insult Tennis: Opponents square off on either side of the court and hurl insults back and forth in rapid pace until one contestant falters. Participants are allowed up to thirty seconds to return an insult or be declared a loser at which point they will probably be booed by all in attendance.

Classic Peep-A-Thon: Originally the brainchild of our fallen comrade Beergarde, this event will be run according to his illustrious plan, foundhere.

Obstacle Course: Contestants in various states of inebriation will attempt to make their way through an obstacle course constructed on site. There will be no winners in this event, only peole with bruises, shattered egos and possibly soiled pants.

If you have any questions or would like to assist in the planning and execution of this party to inspire all parties, please post here or shoot me a PM.

sounds great, pimp slap compition is on, but you get to slap gorlock!!! well a version of him anyway.

Rowan wrote:Home Brew Tasting and Competition: Entries will need to bring at least a six-pack of their beer or 72 liquid ounces. Entrants will judge other entries using a prepared score card with various categories on a five point scale. Winner will be awarded the title of Belegarth Master Brewer 2008 and possibly some sort of material reward.

Awesome! More 'period' arts and crafts contests!

-bort

Bort- Period contests are great, but we're trying to keep up a 'sin' theme. If you have any suggestions PM me with them.

Pimp-Slap Update: We are currently working on a less violent version of this contest which does not involve concussions but will still allow those belegrim with a strong pimp hand to take part.

Wouldn't something simple like a "Slap You" contest work as a replacement for the pimp-slapping? Just don't let Zi'gor play and people wouldn't get too seriously injured. Nothing more than bruises anyway.

That's actually the purpose of this unique way of pimp-slappery that Rowan has devised. It removes all chance of physical injury and any liability to the event staff such as Bo who is so selflessly dedicating himself to making this event a successful one.

thanks spike.


yep, i love hitting crap, i hate ambulances. this event will satisfy both of my criteria.

rock out for sin night.

Update: For those of you who missed it in the general mayham forum, Dagganoth has signed up to be part of the obstacle course planning committee (possibly the only member).

I'm not sure what it will entail, more details as they become available.

I would love to run insult tennis.



Oh and btw your mother wears clown shoes. Did I mention your face? Plus I had sexy time with your girlfriend because she's a slut-muffin.

Rowan wrote:Update: For those of you who missed it in the general mayham forum, Dagganoth has signed up to be part of the obstacle course planning committee (possibly the only member).

I'm not sure what it will entail, more details as they become available.

I would be willing to be a local contact for this sort of awesomeness. Seeing as the event is like an hour tops from my house, it would make it a lot easier to collect "supplies" than for Dagg to transport them.

oracle that would be awesome.

Oracle, thank you for stepping in to referee insult tennis. It promises to be an excellent time for the quick witted and sharp tongued among belegrim. Henceforth you shall be known as the demon of shattered egos.

Mel, PM dagganoth about helping with the obstacle course. I can only proclaim you a demon, what you guys come up with in your foul little hearts is totally up to you. Remember that your primary construction pieces are hay bales and whatever you can find on site. I have high hopes for you, the demon of running laps.

Also, are you 21? If so, shoot me a PM, I need someone local to help with keg procurement.

Rowan wrote:Oracle, thank you for stepping in to referee insult tennis. It promises to be an excellent time for the quick witted and sharp tongued among belegrim. Henceforth you shall be known as the demon of shattered egos.

Mel, PM dagganoth about helping with the obstacle course. I can only proclaim you a demon, what you guys come up with in your foul little hearts is totally up to you. Remember that your primary construction pieces are hay bales and whatever you can find on site. I have high hopes for you, the demon of running laps.

Also, are you 21? If so, shoot me a PM, I need someone local to help with keg procurement.

A: he lives in Tennessee. B: He MIGHT be 16, now, finally.

I was thinking about the Kegs, you might want to try to get a hold of Murdoc. He lives in the area, and he drives a beer truck for a living. Fat discount.

A: I live in Kentucky
B: I'll be 16 in time for Armageddon

Rowan wrote:Pie Eating Contest: A maximum of five contestants will eat as much pie as they possibly can. The person who eats most will be declared the winner. Puking results in a disqualification. Possible material reward and bragging rights.

lets get the terminology correct its not puking its "reversal of fortune"

Update:

New contest - Sexiest Chicken Dance Contest.


That's right, it's absolutely crazy and you'll look like an turd, but you camp in funny clothes just to hit people so how much worse can it get.

Contestants will strut their stuff in front of a panel of to-be-deterdmined judges to that famous tune and prove to the rest of belegarth that they can in fact, through sheer creativity and ingenuity, dance the sexiest chicken dance.

awesome.
just **** awesome.

sexy chicken dance, that is sure to get out of hand. i love it.

btw i have murdocks number if you would like me to arrange kegs. let me know. also we can get root beer. i am just saying i have the contact if we need it.


do get back to me cause i would like to be courtious and give him some time to prepare.

does the home brew have to be beer or can it be any non-distilled, yeast fermented beverage?

just make it and all will be fine. i am sure we are nto going to say, oh my it doesn't have hops in it you lose.

it will be fine.

If it's got alcohol and it's homemade it can be entered.

Start practing your chicken dance people, it's gonna be off the hook.

Just want to throw out there too that "Feel Good" will be back at Geddon with upgraded design to hopefully let out much more smoke. For Sin Night I am planning on making so much hooka smoke in Feel Good that everyone in the tent will get a good buzz. So if anyone is willing to come on down there are going to be a lot of hookas and hopefully if my plans pan out more then a few games that will be played there. Just wanted to throw that out here since activities are being planned.

Ok, I'm need suggestions/nominations/volunteers for judges. I have no idea who actually plans on attending geddon and I need to make sure there's going to be good judging material there.

I would LOVE to be a judge !!

I'm 31 years old, so I've had 10 (legal) years of experience drinking beer. I've done extensive research with microbrews in many states. I've toured many tasty brewery's here in Colorado. So I know what good beer is.

In fact, I won't mind touring and tasting at a few more local brewery's to do more "research" hahaha

I've also been to a few wine tastings, so I understand the concept of comparing different flavors.

So, could I please be a judge for the home brew contest ? I'd be happy to judge other contests as well.

BTW, great link here about beer tasting;

http://www.alabev.com/taste.htm

I imagine ours won't be very traditional, but there's still great info in there for the judges.

I demand beer! Not a big drinker, but we brew home beers over at a friend's house. I will try to bring the chocolate wheat we just made if there is any left... that was so good that I am not sure if we have any left :-)

I will volunteer to be a judge if desired :-) Drunken werebears are always a good thing! I cuddle!

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned or not, but after Spring Wars, I think you'll find it quite difficult to get anyone to agree to participate in a peep-a-thon.

Derian wrote:I'm not sure if this has been mentioned or not, but after Spring Wars, I think you'll find it quite difficult to get anyone to agree to participate in a peep-a-thon.

I don't know...I think Lupus may be at 'geddon.

Dude a a peep a thon at Geddon!?!?! Im so there, what time and where and ill be there

I agree with Derian on this one, to think I was so close to actually playing that * game.

Sorry but I have to withdraw my offer to judge insult tennis, for sadly I cant make geddon this year. Dont got the cash because I spent it all sleeping with your mom on 10 dollar tuesday. I also have to take the ACT so that I can get into a real college and go to my lil sister's grad party that weekend and I cant afford to make it to geddon for one day. I will miss all you * but will see you at summer war.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

I'll handle insult tennis if it needs handled.

Dane, you are henceforth the Demon of Bad Taste. Go forth and choose minions to help you referee insult tennis.

I'll be drumming if I can make it out ^.^

Judges for the homebrew competition will be those who enter in the competition, and perhaps a few lucky persons if there are not enough entrants to fill the table.

On that note, I will not be a judge myself, as I accidentally drank the last of my batch yesterday (I was thirsty and bored).

i will judge, cause i am qualified, just ask me.