No Mooching Zone

[Forkbeard]

At Chaos War this year Uruk-Hai camp will be a No Mooching Zone. We are making fun signs and everything.
If you try to bum Cigarettes or Alcohol in our camp, you will be escorted out.
I think this is something we all can do.
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[Niobe]

mmmm Lazy camp is generating ideas now, perhaps some lazy signs about no mooching...look what you've started.

[Plithut]

Wait, you mean people have to be prepared?! ****.

[Niobe]

Plithut you are exempt from our no mooching zone.

[Od1n]

People can try to mooch off me before I black out and enter a dark place

good luck

[Plithut]

Plithut you are exempt from our no mooching zone.

<3

[Todo]

Wait, you mean people have to be prepared?! ****.

[Soo Ma Tai]

People can try to mooch off me before I black out and enter a dark place

good luck

So get there early folks!

[Juicer]

Hey Fork, can I bum a chair and maybe a beer or two and perhaps some cigarettes in your no-mooching zone? I **** hate it when mooches take the stuff I worked so hard to bum off people. This is a great idea.

[megs]

Is bartering still an acceptable practice?
(Hey...I'll trade you this piece of dead cow for that shiny can of alcohol)

[Forkbeard]

Yes bartering is allowed.
Also, we all plan to be just as generous as ever. I offer you moochers beers all the time and still will.
We have taught our young ones poorly, however. At every event I go to I and the people around me are plauged by requests for beers and smokes. Like ALL the time. It,s got to stop.
I love being agenerous host in my camp, but its expensive. If I don't let **** kids bumm all my beers, I,ll have more to give away to people with afro,s and Juicer.
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[Ignatius]

Yes bartering is allowed.
Also, we all plan to be just as generous as ever. I offer you moochers beers all the time and still will.
We have taught our young ones poorly, however. At every event I go to I and the people around me are plauged by requests for beers and smokes. Like ALL the time. It,s got to stop.
I love being agenerous host in my camp, but its expensive. If I don't let **** kids bumm all my beers, I,ll have more to give away to people with afro,s and Juicer.
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Fork, this is the kind of post you NEED to make more often! This is the Forkbeard I met a couple Chaos's ago who was super nice and cool to a noob. It seems like you come off so angry and confrontational in so many of your posts on here. This is going with what Plithut was talking about in the Modern Hats thread. You are so **** awesome IRL, but on line you can come off the opposite of that.

[Shino]

You can try to mooch in GS camp but if you do you might have to submission wrestle Bishop or Morrwen (jokes on you if you choose Morrwen ).

[Todo]

Holy **** am I mooching the **** out of GS camp then

[Ignatius]

Holy **** am I mooching the **** out of GS camp then

You just want to wrestle Bishop all week don't you?!

[Shino]

Also if Alexi wants to wrestle you at anytime after you have mooched you must wrestle him. If you are too crippled to walk out of camp we will not help you. Enjoy your cigarette.

[Forkbeard]

Also if Alexi wants to wrestle you at anytime after you have mooched you must wrestle him. If you are too crippled to walk out of camp we will not help you. Enjoy your cigarette.

Why don't we have a "like" button yet?
That is brilliant.

Ignatious, I act and talk exactly the same in person as I do online. The swearing in print makes people uncomfortable. You think I am more angry than I am. Anyone who thinks about what I am saying can see right through it.
And I don't care what people who don't think about stuff think about me.

[Bortas]

Holy **** am I mooching the **** out of GS camp then

Me dos.

I'll have my fun with sheeper too

-bort

[Od1n]

gs camp is a barren desert of cigarette butts and empty water bottles

[Kurgan]

gs camp is a barren desert of cigarette butts and empty beer cans

Fixed that for ya

[Od1n]

gs camp is a barren desert of cigarette butts and empty beer cans

Fixed that for ya

that's not true, we reuse them for our staff technology for intermediate to advanced spell casting

[Kurgan]

True. So our camp is littered with cigarette butts and thrashed magical spell casting devices.

[Brute]

hahahaha people mooching at gs camp is a hilarious thought. Leaving with a broken arm, a couple broken wizard devices and the remnants of a bloody mary made in the bottom of an old soup can someone cut in half. Sounds grand!

[Daraith]

LOL, this thread is SOOOO aimed at me!

[Valas Hune]

LOL, this thread is SOOOO aimed at me!

Absolutely you bumming *.

[Fangesta]

I ♥ the no mooching signs!!!!!

[Midge Kai'Ironhand]

I'm glad this was posting. Because I would get so **** * so fast if people kept trying to mooch off of me :l no, i don't smoke, but it doesn't mean i'm giving them away for free.

look me up kids if you wanna barter for smokes. like.. food. i'm totally up for that. that's why i'm bringing them.

and hey, can i wrestle alexi anyway? xD it's kinda my thing. i always lose, but it's great fun and it wears me out ten times faster than fighting does

ignatius: fork's always awesome. just gotta know how he talks. =)

[Od1n]

I'm glad this was posting. Because I would get so **** * so fast if people kept trying to mooch off of me :l no, i don't smoke, but it doesn't mean i'm giving them away for free.

look me up kids if you wanna barter for smokes. like.. food. i'm totally up for that. that's why i'm bringing them.

and hey, can i wrestle alexi anyway? xD it's kinda my thing. i always lose, but it's great fun and it wears me out ten times faster than fighting does

ignatius: fork's always awesome. just gotta know how he talks. =)

yeah actually we get a lot of requests like that to wrestle alexii

so we require an upfront payment and then subsequent payments per half hour

he doesn't know this but it's going into his college fund

[Ignatius]

I'm glad this was posting. Because I would get so **** * so fast if people kept trying to mooch off of me :l no, i don't smoke, but it doesn't mean i'm giving them away for free.

look me up kids if you wanna barter for smokes. like.. food. i'm totally up for that. that's why i'm bringing them.

and hey, can i wrestle alexi anyway? xD it's kinda my thing. i always lose, but it's great fun and it wears me out ten times faster than fighting does

ignatius: fork's always awesome. just gotta know how he talks. =)

yeah actually we get a lot of requests like that to wrestle alexii

so we require an upfront payment and then subsequent payments per half hour

he doesn't know this but it's going into his college fund

Sheep can go to college? You're not sending him to Montana are you?

[Todo]

No, we don't want him here.

[Ignatius]

What Todo says:

No, we don't want him here.

What Todo means:

yes, I want him inside me.