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Postby Hawkmed42069 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:43 pm

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There is a secret message

your greatest tropHy is belong to us Andnow we Have rAnsoms to make demand of you little enemy pest Who scornE us in the HeAted batle
VEry long This thougHt ofour enimiEs Breaking the peAce aNd Not rEspecting ouR great p ower on the fieLds that God gavE we his childrento puT th e heathens to swords to protect of US! Knives. who has the pants NOW? that is us! yes yes We wear the pants now! a ransom to will be paid for us to give backthe greatest tropHy to yOu... a punish of you will be The ransom and yOu will cry tears of salt and shame andask us not to make you pay the ransom but but but youu will do these th inGs that we ask... you:"oh no! not to do these thIngs! please Very oh no' wE: ""we laugh at you! because you cry lIke the baby who has droppedThe candy But cAnnot reach it and it also has dirt on the Candy too and you will have dirty inyour mouth if eat it!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHH111AHAHA!!!??!!...?...!!!!

andor and forsaKes and the galf peoples will geT best ransOm demand on the soon!

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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Cheeseheart » Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:51 pm

what...the...****?
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Yuri » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:35 am

Okay, before I spend the time decoding secret messages or start tracking down just what in Gods good name is going on, how do we know this is a current photograph? Yes I can see The Empires contribution on it, but this could be from any time between when that was added and now. What proof have you this is current?
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Thorondor » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:16 am

*? I can't even read what they wrote...
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Cedric » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:17 am

hahahahahahaha, awesome. poor little chaos banner got ganked by GS. Wish you guys would have stolen me and took me on the boat trip!
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Postby Acorn » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:38 am

yuri. it's from last weekend. the gs boat trip. annual thing. and moreover, they didn't have headdresses from jordon until this years cw. so yeah. current. as. ****.

nicely done boys and girl. :)
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Kraesh » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:39 am

Yuri wrote:Okay, before I spend the time decoding secret messages or start tracking down just what in Gods good name is going on, how do we know this is a current photograph? Yes I can see The Empires contribution on it, but this could be from any time between when that was added and now. What proof have you this is current?


You know it's current 'cause the Empire seal wasn't added until DURING Chaos XV.

Also, kudos to GS on a successful kidnapping! :D

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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Ignatius » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:54 am

So wait? Do the GS Gelfs have to terrorize themselves? Cuz that could get messy.
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Reverend » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:30 am

After hours of decryption, our analysts believe that they have a working translation of the GS' hidden message.

Our tech division was impressed with the high level of expertise exhibited here. The encryption was, contrary to general consensus, extremely robust.

HAHA WE HAVE THE BANNER LGET US KNOW WHO TO GIVE IT BACK TO


We are, unfortunately, unable to reply in the same encrypted format, due to the differences in technology.

Hopefully, this public statement will reach their leadership intact.

The banner currently resides with the GELF empire until early 2012.
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Elerosse » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:31 am

We terrorized ourselves aplenty this weekend. I'm still wrecked.
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Yuri » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:09 am

Well that seems more then sufficient proof. Now that the genius code crackers in the Forsaken Intelligence Agency have decoded your clever code I will kneel to the east and offer prayers that the banner will rapidly find its true home. If I may ask one boon of you, pray might you tell us the epic tale of how the banner was captured? I make a habit of collecting such tales and I would like to add this one to my collection.
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Postby BROPHEX » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:12 am

I won't believe that this photo is current until I see the banner with a newspaper from that day.

Also, stealing the banner from the Gelfs? That is so HellHammer circa Chaos Wars 7. Trying to figure out who everyone is in the picture is real fun.
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Shino » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:14 pm

It looks photoshopped

Just sayin.
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Postby Brute » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:35 am

yeah this must be some fake pic. some people just have no class
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Postby littleZane » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:08 am

Yuri wrote: I will kneel to the east and offer prayers that the banner will rapidly find its true home.


You poor naive creature, banner is already at its true home. It is by the grace and generosity of Allah that you are allowed borrow it to bask in its greatness.
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Postby BROPHEX » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:05 am

Secret message! Score.
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Postby Hawkmed42069 » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:45 pm

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Postby Cedric » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:30 am

HAHAHAHA that is awesome.

I somehow feel responsable for the abduction of battle christ, and I am sure I have already gave moses his weight in booze, hell that kid is skinny, thats like 1 night of moses drinking.
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Postby Acorn » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:22 am

they forgot to add the "for each of us" part. His weight in booze for EVERY ONE OF THEM.
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Postby Cedric » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:47 pm

ya, I thought I covered that with i gave MOSES booze, thought that was self evident.
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Postby Brute » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:48 pm

my goodness! what scary men these people are! they must be stopped!
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Dash » Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:50 pm

My god........ I am pretty sure that much booze will only last them one night of drinking...
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby PARtman » Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:11 pm

My fellow Belegrim, I would like to remind you, in this time of great worry for our sport, that I am in complete control of all of your lives. I will not tolerate these heathen terrorists and will not barter with them in any way! We are a great and superior people, and with my leadership we will see our beloved Chaos Banner returned to us and these insurgents taken down. I am already personally overseeing a team of overpaid, * hot college interns and will not rest until every facet of this investigation has had my fingers on it.

Now, we may have dark days ahead of us this winter. As the end of my term draws ever closer I must remind you that there is still much I have not done. But rest assured that I am doing everything in my power and, with another year of presidency I will surely accomplish all that I have promised. These terrorist scum will be dealt with and hopefully you'll all have forgotten about insurance.

God bless, good night.
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Postby Sir Par » Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:59 pm

Yeah! What I've (apparently) said.
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Elwrath » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:27 am

omg i just noticed this gem of a thread...thank u terrorists! and thank u hawkmed42069 good think i was drinking the beer just holding it!
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Re: aginst the all of GeLfan AncdorandforsakE[b][/b]

Postby Shino » Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:48 am

Cedric wrote:HAHAHAHA that is awesome.

I somehow feel responsable for the abduction of battle christ, and I am sure I have already gave moses his weight in booze, hell that kid is skinny, thats like 1 night of moses drinking.


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