Portable shower for fighters

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Portable shower for fighters

Postby Ronin Neckstrecher » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:30 pm

ATTENTION ALL FIGHTERS:

Do you go to events, and fight hard and then go and party harder.

wouldn't you like to be clean for said partying after a long day of fighting without having to wait in line for the shower box thingy.

well now you can!! Just follow these instructions.

1. get a small - med plastic tub ( like a cream cheese tub or butter tub something like that)

2. make sure it is clean and spotless.

3. Fill the tub 2/3 the way full of water and add some of your favorite body wash ( about 2-5 squirts is enough)

4. place the tub in the freezer and let it freeze.

5. Take tub out of freezer and fill the rest of it with just crystal clean water and place in freezer once again to let it freeze.

6 after it is frozen, put it in a cooler with your drinks or what ever you pack in a cooler full of ice.

7. now after fighting pop the frozen substance out of the tub, and wash your body with the soapy side that you froze first.

8. then use the other side of the frozen hunk with just the crystal clear water to rince of the body wash then use a towel to dry it off.

9. Now this is the most important step. now your r clean and smell fantastic so go party as hard as you can lol.

PS: remember to place your frozen hunk back into the tub and back into the cooler or it will melt .
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Re: Portable shower for fighters

Postby The Great Gigsby » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:40 am

1. Jump the **** in the river like the rest of us.
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Re: Portable shower for fighters

Postby Acorn » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:30 am

I think that's a pretty sweet idea. Especially if you're at a site that isn't lucky enough to HAVE a river.
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Re: Portable shower for fighters

Postby Soo Ma Tai » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:57 am

Yup, Ice and salt will clean the heck out of a coffee pot. I could see this working fairly well.
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