Attention Lords and Ladies of Chaos!
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:48 amLords and Ladies of Chaos, House God Squad would like to present thee with an invitation to yet another evening of entertainments and tomfoolery most grand! Prepare to receive a rigorous allotment of vermouths, ports, and wholehearted gaiety!
This year we have managed to round up a particularly vile group of ruffians, brutes, and other such scoundrels with a general disregard for the local Constabulary. As these perspiring he-beasts wallow violently in the ring, members of House God Squad shall frolic about the perimeter reciting quatrains that would cause the most rakish of youths to turn rosy of cheek.
I speak for my brethren when I say that we would delight in seeing you all don your most garish of vestments—be they smoldering doublets, lavish waistcoats, or vibrant breeches, we ask that you look your best so as not to offend the attending nobility.
So, Lords and Ladies of good standing, come ready to kick up your heels, partake in general japery, and prance merrily about as you squander your family fortunes!
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GLAD NIGHT!
The same night of bloodshed and glory you've come to know and love is back, and this time it’s dandy! We realize this is mega short notice so if you can’t get a foppish dandy outfit together fear not, G.S. will fop enough for everyone! We also still strongly promote togas and other such Greek garb you may have from past Glad Nights.
This year we have managed to round up a particularly vile group of ruffians, brutes, and other such scoundrels with a general disregard for the local Constabulary. As these perspiring he-beasts wallow violently in the ring, members of House God Squad shall frolic about the perimeter reciting quatrains that would cause the most rakish of youths to turn rosy of cheek.
I speak for my brethren when I say that we would delight in seeing you all don your most garish of vestments—be they smoldering doublets, lavish waistcoats, or vibrant breeches, we ask that you look your best so as not to offend the attending nobility.
So, Lords and Ladies of good standing, come ready to kick up your heels, partake in general japery, and prance merrily about as you squander your family fortunes!
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GLAD NIGHT!
The same night of bloodshed and glory you've come to know and love is back, and this time it’s dandy! We realize this is mega short notice so if you can’t get a foppish dandy outfit together fear not, G.S. will fop enough for everyone! We also still strongly promote togas and other such Greek garb you may have from past Glad Nights.