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by **Od1n** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:57 pm

Chaos Wars XV is the year of the gladiator!

This year the senators of house God Squad are taking the gladiators from the pits and taking them to the coliseum!

We hope to please all of you plebeians with the suspense, the drama, and the brutal anguish of your fellow man.

In case you haven't been to a gladiator pit before, here is the run down:

There will also be a special prize for the owner of the chosen gladiator! Bid with confidence lanistas!

Highlights of this year:

The coliseum! Gladiator fights will be held at the night fighting lights.

Lions!

Sheep!

Togas! Anyone wearing a toga, or roman dress during the gladiator games will be given special privileges with the senators and equestrians! The aspiring lanistas are definitely encouraged to be in togas or roman style dress.

Huge gladiator fights! Brutality! Suspense! Drama! Guest appearances of gladiator past!

Bards!

Mongolian wrestling matches!

Scantily clad women, with breasts! *

Wine! Wine! Wine!

So, bring your togas, your appetite for ultra violence, and join the senators of House God Squad for a night of entertainment!

*Scantily clad women may or may not be there, with breasts

Gladiator games will be held Wednesday night of Chaos Wars, at dark, at the fighting field.

by **Niobe** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:02 pm

OMG Hilarious and totally awesome, I'll be there with my toga and breasts!

by **Bortas** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:06 pm

I will be there with her breasts as well!

-bort

by **Sir Anastasia** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:09 pm

Epic. Thank you!

by **Falcorin** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:20 pm

I too will attend with breasts, how could you ever doubt it Bishop? I will be feeding you grapes and fanning you with palm leaves while the plebeian mob swelters in the stands.

by **BROPHEX** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:10 pm

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

by **Kurgan** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:13 pm

Fun times will be had by all! Guaranteed.

by **Cu_** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:15 am

Done. And I'll have extra Greco-Roman stuff to loan out (cloaks, wine, wreaths). In fact, I could try to piece together some more head-wreaths to dole out to the organizers/equites/senatores. Approx how many would you need, Bishop?

by **Plithut** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:57 am

Does this not sound amazing?

by **Cedric** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:10 am

I'll be there in toga and breasts....

by **VictoriaKye** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:44 am

ah, finally an excuse to wear my Grecian goddess gown!

by **Soo Ma Tai** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:00 pm

This sounds freakin awesome Bish. I can't wait for the show you GS guys will put on. Also thanks for taking it over guys, I really didn't want to do it again this year if i didn't have to.

by **Bortas** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:21 pm

What type of ale might a senator have in his cellar?

hint hint

by **Brute** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:40 pm

Bortas wrote:What type of ale might a senator have in his cellar?

hint hint

OMGOMGOMGOMG usually i find stouts, pale ales, and reds in my cellar, just sayin

by **Brute** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:42 pm

Aias Cunaxu wrote:Done. And I'll have extra Greco-Roman stuff to loan out (cloaks, wine, wreaths). In fact, I could try to piece together some more head-wreaths to dole out to the organizers/equites/senatores. Approx how many would you need, Bishop?

well there are about 15 of us but however many wreaths you could hook up would be AMAZING. i really wanted to get some of these but didnt know how to go about it other then just buying expensive ****

by **Shino** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:34 pm

I just added that this will be on Wednesday evening. It will begin shortly following the Relay Race.

Wear Togas! They are super easy to make!
This picture sucks! But look how freaking easy these are to make! You can use a bed sheet!

by **Karion D'Learive** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:37 pm

I will be there in toga for sure, and I think I can locate me some breasts.

by **Rias** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:45 pm

omg i cant wait i m ready 2 climb that mountain... toga check, gladiatorial armor check, guts and glory check, im ready 2 champion!!!

by **Bortas** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:17 am

Shinbro wrote:I just added that this will be on Wednesday evening. It will begin shortly following the Relay Race.

Wear Togas! They are super easy to make!
This picture sucks! But look how freaking easy these are to make! You can use a bed sheet!

Good pictorial description of how to do that... but your math sucks: 6y=18'

-bort

by **Rope** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:51 pm

pretty sure that means yards of cloth which are probably a different measurement than actual yards

by **Tiercel** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:50 pm

Rope wrote:pretty sure that means yards of cloth which are probably a different measurement than actual yards

by **Shino** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:02 pm

Bortas wrote:Good pictorial description of how to do that... but your math sucks: 6y=18'

-bort

It's for the instruction. Do my interwebing skills not meet your requirements?

by **Bortas** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:01 pm

Your interwebbing fabulous, math... eh...

Fabric yards = linear yards. The width of a yard of fabric is in question, though - it will be 36" x ? wide.

-bort

by **Cheeseheart** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:58 pm

I utterly cannot wait.

by **Rope** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:02 pm

Emperor Vador wrote:I utterly cannot wait.

i hope your butthole gets stomped in

by **Cheeseheart** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:59 pm

If that's what it takes for the crowd to be pleased!

by **Fangesta** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:04 pm

This Domina will have her gladiator prepared for the games!

by **Shino** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:21 pm

Rope wrote:
Emperor Vador wrote:I utterly cannot wait.

i hope your butthole gets stomped in

by **Remdawg Killionaire** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:07 pm

Rope wrote:
Emperor Vador wrote:I utterly cannot wait.

i hope your butthole gets stomped in

from the mouths of babes...

by **Od1n** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:17 pm

Hey this is friendly display of theatrics and masculinity

please take the hate somewhere else haters

by **Blackwolfe** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:00 am

Bortas wrote:Your interwebbing fabulous, math... eh...

Fabric yards = linear yards. The width of a yard of fabric is in question, though - it will be 36" x ? wide.

-bort

I do believe a bolt of cloth is usually 44 inches wide...

by **Ignatius** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:02 am

Bishop wrote:I will personally make sure his butthole gets stomped in.

FTFY

by **HesinRaca** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:09 am

Blackwolfe wrote:
Bortas wrote:Your interwebbing fabulous, math... eh...

Fabric yards = linear yards. The width of a yard of fabric is in question, though - it will be 36" x ? wide.

-bort

I do believe a bolt of cloth is usually 44 inches wide...

Usually ranges from 36-58", but there are odd ones outside of that. Depends on the fabric. Either which way, the interwebs suggest the thing isn't even made from a bolt-based strip but a fairly large trapezoid. Depending on the weight of the fabric used, I'd probably aim for the more standard range, 36-45", 6 yards, and a small slave boy to help you put it on.

by **Niobe** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:33 pm

Niobe is toga ready

by **Doozer** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:40 pm

is it gonna be super authentic mongolian folk wrestling with the funny/mildy homoerotic little outfits and the actual rules of no contact with the ground but your feet cause if so...

I'M **** JACKED!!!!! i have the plans for the uniform ready and waiting. if its mongolian folk wrestling you want, then you shall get it.

by **Brute** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:55 pm

Lookin good Niobe!! We'll post pics of ours soon!

by **Od1n** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:25 am

Doozer wrote:is it gonna be super authentic mongolian folk wrestling with the funny/mildy homoerotic little outfits and the actual rules of no contact with the ground but your feet cause if so...

I'M **** JACKED!!!!! i have the plans for the uniform ready and waiting. if its mongolian folk wrestling you want, then you shall get it.

it's about as authentic as your local mongolian bbq restaurant

but yes, the rules have always been no contact with the ground but your feet and that's how the senate demands it in the coliseum

be sure to sign up for the gladiator pit at troll and let the gladiator peeps know you are down for mongolian wrestling

by **Doozer** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:59 pm

Awesome! I'm totally down.

by **Forkbeard** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:38 pm

We'll be there with togas on, and I'm getting the net ready.
FB

by **Od1n** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:12 pm

Forkbeard wrote:We'll be there with togas on, and I'm getting the net ready.
FB

Can't wait to see the net

by **Brute** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:12 am

PLEASE BRING NET AND TRIDENT! PLLLEEEASSEE

by **The Duke** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:49 pm

Forkbeard wrote:We'll be there with togas on, and I'm getting the net ready.
FB

And bring many gladiators with you!

MORE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER!

And yes for the love of God bring a Trident. We hella need one.

by **Sipris** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:12 am

Can I come as Xena warrior princess??

by **Od1n** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:50 pm

Sipris wrote:Can I come as Xena warrior princess??

wear what ever you want but if you aren't wearing a toga you'll be sitting with the commoners

by **The Duke** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:11 pm

If you come dressed as Xena, you're goin in the colliseum.

by **Shino** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:12 pm

by **Brute** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:02 pm

YEESSSS. THERE WILL BE LIONS!

by **Bortas** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:14 pm

At the very least, lions.

-bort

by **Brute** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:29 pm

Breaking news! For even more incentive to wear traditional roman garb (sheets) for the glad games, House GodSquad is providing entertainment for the wealthy lanista (those dressed up) portion of the audience in the Colosseum. This entertainment will be in the form of..... The wandering minstrel Sare and his band of merry men!

We are talking, a master lyricist and ditty'er of lutes, a stalky flute wielding woodsman, and Sare's very own pan-pipe playing satyr!

This will truly be a sight to behold so get your togas today!!!

by **HesinRaca** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:55 am

Brute wrote:Breaking news! For even more incentive to wear traditional roman garb (sheets) for the glad games, House GodSquad is providing entertainment for the wealthy lanista (those dressed up) portion of the audience in the Colosseum. This entertainment will be in the form of..... The wandering minstrel Sare and his band of merry men!

We are talking, a master lyricist and ditty'er of lutes, a stalky flute wielding woodsman, and Sare's very own pan-pipe playing satyr!

This will truly be a sight to behold so get your togas today!!!

We have been collecting many a glorious tales, sad stories, and humorous memories to revel you with, do come prepared!

Sare's band of Minstrels likes mead, juice, and snacks as well

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