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Postby hea! » Sun May 15, 2005 10:31 pm

an old and bald man go to a doc. about his left arm that Hea! cut off when he finds out the doc. is a ........
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Postby ambi_dexterous » Tue May 17, 2005 10:57 am

...secret intelligence agent from the secret dark elf lair lying in wait to...
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Postby hea! » Tue May 17, 2005 12:40 pm

eat a pumkin pie. soon the old man asks......
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Postby slippy » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:49 am

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Postby hea! » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:53 pm

trojan man, why do you......
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Postby Sybyll » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:42 pm

eat that marvelous pumpkin pie in front of me when clearly you can see that I .......
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Postby debuenzo » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:36 am

am wearing and "I <3 pumpkin pie t-shirt" Why dont you...
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Postby hea! » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:57 pm

go to the depths of hell to get me an.....
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Postby Shyftir » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:12 pm

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Postby hea! » Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:27 am

pie that he had tooken from Shyftir while they were in......
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Postby Skuz Bludgutter » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:23 pm

the Haunted Temple of the evil wizard Pastrious Magnificus...
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Postby Shyftir » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:31 pm

who had been attempting to take over the world's supply of....
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Postby Andrek » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:51 pm

foam weapons. Only this time leave it to your...
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Postby hea! » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:10 am

black nipples of doom so that i may..
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Postby Andrek » Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:03 am

squirt my ink on you. Hey where is my...
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Postby hea! » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:11 pm

Panda bear! i know i put him right next to.....
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Postby Andrek » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:13 pm

my keyboard. What did they spill...
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Postby hea! » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:20 pm

Andrek's face goo on it? Now i have to go to.......
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Postby Andrek » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:29 pm

get Hea's tounge to lick it up. I wonder if he likes... :angel:
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Postby hea! » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:32 pm

other nasty things. YES HE DOES! Quick get an ice pick and some....
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Postby Andrek » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:34 pm

kittens for the film. Did you order the...
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Postby hea! » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:36 pm

Asian dancer that we bought from...
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Postby Andrek » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:37 pm

the Arm Slave auction? I love how...
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Postby hea! » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:39 pm

they eat human flesh with a cold....
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Postby Andrek » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:40 pm

fire poker. Hey this will work great for a...
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Postby hea! » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:42 pm

mace or doom. All we need now is some cheap....
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Postby Andrek » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:43 pm

hearld to pass it! Hey I wonder if...
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Postby hea! » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:46 pm

Ambrosse can do it, but he is gone now so we must get...
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Postby Andrek » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:33 am

Daraith! His Church will...
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Postby hea! » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:57 pm

blees it with a million pounds of....
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Postby Andrek » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:00 pm

flaming love! As Daraith says, "What would...
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Postby hea! » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:03 pm

my mommy think! i must run to...........
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Postby Andrek » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:15 pm

Itan Saba's house to see!"
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Postby hea! » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:40 pm

meanwhile, in the bushy bush at Andrek's castle, he finds the pie that started it all, he says in suprize.......
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Postby Grey » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:10 pm

this pie is gewd. iwish....
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Postby hea! » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:55 pm

that i had a heart. i must go to the wizard and get me....
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Postby Andrek » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:33 pm

a Dorthy like president Clinton! (ooc pm me for the joke)
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Postby hea! » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:46 pm

the wizard replied ''first get me a.......
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Postby Andrek » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:01 pm

shubbery, with an elderberry or dingleberry. It will be used for...
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Postby hea! » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:34 pm

a new joke about bill and that stupid man from.....
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Postby Andrek » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:47 pm

Charlie's Devils. Who played the lead role...
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Postby hea! » Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:31 pm

in i shot the sherrif with my........
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Postby Andrek » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:11 pm

...fiberglass bow of +4 stickjockness. He was...
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Postby hea! » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:12 pm

amazed at the size of the...
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Postby Andrek » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:13 pm

...rods I fired. "Wow that is some...
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Postby hea! » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:18 am

good cheese. why didnt u tell me the cheese was so good. im going to have to........
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Postby Andrek » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:20 am

...make a dressing of cheeses for my salads. Mmmm I want to eat spinach now. Does you mom like...
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Postby hea! » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:59 pm

tube steaks with cheesy spinach and......
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Postby Andrek » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:48 pm

lots of little pickles. Now I must go dill weeds in the back of...
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Postby hea! » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:44 pm

my pimpmobile. i think that i gave most of it to that.........
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