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Zwei ap Owen wrote:Juicer sho' nuff loves tuh shuffle.
Bugbears be intelligent, faster than elves, stronger than everything, resilient than weak little elves, and can snap an elf like a toothpick... or a baby(both are delicous). Plus we is sexy. BugBears is dee greatest race.
As you can see, everyone likes Bugbears.
Izareth wrote: but if your character was raised by elves, that's usually pretty lame nomatter who you are.
Shyftir wrote:Humans breeding like Rabbits fighting like crap except for the unstoppable hero types. Winning in every story. (with a little help from our friends)
Humans rock in fantasy. (Because we like ourselves so much)
plus it is racist to call human pinkies... some of us have dark skin.
Shyftir wrote:plus it is racist to call human pinkies... some of us have dark skin.
Aslaug wrote:Orcs are just Ogre wannabes
Orcs are way cooler than ogres.
Dagganoth wrote:Horses are better than Orcs
Spike wrote:This is the funniest thing I've ever read on these boards and the rest of you are bad at things generally, too.
Tiberius Claudius wrote:I don't get cosplay. It's like a weekend-long Halloween in a hotel where everyone gets the herp, but there's no candy.
Akbar the Foul wrote:If only everyone had my sweet disposition, then we could all get along.
I think Elves are awesome if you can get the right people to play them, and in many different Ideals/stories elves are considered very skilled fighters. I have met some fellow elves that aren't the greatest of people, but you can't really make fun of Role Playing caracters such as Black Cat. I'm on your side Black Cat.Kinmen wrote:Wood Elf
not like Oblivion wood elf but Zelda Wood elf except taller.
The Elven Age Is Not Over Yet!
Whats wrong with elfs?
Graavish wrote:it's not the weight of the weapon that makes for a solid hit, it's how much i don't like you when i'm swinging.
Kinmen wrote:but you can't really make fun of Role Playing caracters such as Black Cat
Big Jimmy wrote:Really just makes you look like you love the penis.
Big Jimmy wrote:You see it all the time in anime,...the men, especially villans (horde much?) are all 8 feet tall and built like a mac truck.
Graavish wrote:it's not the weight of the weapon that makes for a solid hit, it's how much i don't like you when i'm swinging.
Kinmen wrote:The Elven Age Is Not Over Yet!
We will just see about that.Big Jimmy wrote:Welcome to the jungle baby, you're gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!
Zwei ap Owen wrote:Juicer sho' nuff loves tuh shuffle.
Kinmen wrote:We may not have musculine strength, but we do have agillity, wit, and skill.
Kyrian wrote:Thanks to the rain gods (that includes you, Gorlock)
Kinmen wrote:t would be cool I mean I want to learn why they call you Big Jimmy
Kinmen wrote:but yes I was offended by some things that were said about elves.
Graavish wrote:it's not the weight of the weapon that makes for a solid hit, it's how much i don't like you when i'm swinging.
Soo Ma Tai wrote:Yeah, why, are you really an elf?
If so, best recipe am to tie the elf to a spit and place over a low fire. This is best done while the little pinky am still alive. It don't taste no better but the screams make the cooking work much more fun. It am best to cook elf for a loooong time cause they is real stringy. OK, have fun cookin!
Guess I didn't think about it that way.Outhro Youkker wrote:You can be a rock monster, and we will rag you about that too. Doesnt matter what you are, as long as you fight.
Outhro Youkker wrote:now that is gay
Kinmen wrote:I need more elves to fight off these goblins and orks maybe some Dwarves too. Gimli I Need Help! They look hungry! Maybe we can have a competition to see who can kill the most of them!
Kinmen wrote:I need more elves to **** me in the *. Maybe some Dwarves too. Gimli I Need Help! They look hungry! Maybe we can have a competition to see who can **** the most of them!
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