Belegarth

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:48 pm**

Propaganda, I say! They can't compete with the Elves, so they must sink to low levels!

Bah to you, I say! Bah!

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:41 pm**

The character I created for myself is an elf, but for me its not so much as "being" an elf as trying to be that graceful and to have that skill and finesse that Tolkien's elves posses. I also love archery, so my choice of race was simple.

(Though I am often found sewing garb instead of fighting, mainly because I'm much better with a needle and thread than I am with a sword!)

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:52 pm**

I was a huge fan of Legolas till Orlando Bloom played him. Loved him in the books(read the series 5 times through grade school and high school). Don't know what it was, but Orlando killed my liking of legolas.

Also really hated the way Gimli was comic relief and Faramir was like his brother (both very slightly changed in the extended editions), but strangely enough, after the movies came out, I'd have to say my favorite character is Gimli.

Anyway, yes, original tolkien elves were badass. I mean, in the silmarillion, one of them battled Morgoth (the guy who called Sauron his *) and stood his own for quite a long time before finally being struck down. Gotta give him credit though, Morgoth was one of the 8 most powerful beings in existence apart from illuvitar.

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:19 pm**

Let's face it, most men would rather spend a night with an elven maid than a Dwarven seamstress

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:23 pm**

not this man

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:53 am**

Salochstagh wrote:not this man

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:14 pm**

I just don't ask

Some men like rastafari nips

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:56 am**

A Drunken Gimli once wrote:What you need is a nice Dwarven woman with a beard you can just hang from!

And this is why I'll refrain from asking, as well.

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:15 am**

Elebrim wrote:
A Drunken Gimli once wrote:What you need is a nice Dwarven woman with a beard you can just hang from!

And this is why I'll refrain from asking, as well.

Sounds kinky!

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:37 am**

Let's try and keep it clean, peeps.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:54 pm**

Lars wrote:Let's try and keep it clean, peeps.

Hence, not asking.

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:05 am**

Andrek you like the orckish wemen dont lie
well and me? lol :angel:

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:30 pm**

Elves are elegant, beautiful, intellegent creatures whose dex scores that are usually quite high. Tolkien elves had high strength scores as well.

I think it comes down to the fact that they tend to be pretty boys and most males seem to dislike the pretty boys. There are always insults towards their sexuality everywhere.

Heck, I Hear gay elf jokes frequently with The Black Company. It however doesn't change my opinion of them. I might also note that they are usually lean as well and lack facial hair.

I don't think I've ever seen an elf with a beergut or facial hair you can find dead things in.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:31 am**

well im drow does that count. i dont have problem with elves. and i agree.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:38 am**

ya drows count to....

katherine, its the guy elves that are gay

trust us, elves are gay

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:53 am**

xAlUcArDx wrote:katherine, its the guy elves that are gay.

Sounds to me like someone's projecting.

:eek:

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:32 pm**

sounds like your afraid of us. which you should be.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:12 pm**

Elves rule. Most people are just jelous because the Valar made us first.

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:32 pm**

Meh - if it makes you happy, be an elf.
To each their own.

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:06 pm**

I wou;dn't sleep with an elf chick... :unsure:

Especially if we're looking at the movies more than the books... See, Arwen in the movies was all like "oh, I'm dying cuz the Dark Lord is getting so powerful" whereas Eowyn's reaction was to run out there in disguise, take out some Oliphaunts, a Fell Beast and the Witch King of Angmar.

Oh, and Miranda Otto is hotter than Liv Tyler.

If we're going from the books, then I think I'm still going for the humans... Yeah the Elves are sexier, but Humans are more - earthly... :devil:

And you'll notice, that the hottest Elf chicks went for Human males (Luthien to Beren, Arwen to Aragorn). I think that speaks more to the point than just arguing it.

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:13 pm**

i concur with the above post. Though being immortal (in the tolkien elvish sense) would be cool.

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:01 pm**

Anyone ever wonder why in Lord of the Rings Legolas is the prettyest guy in the group, and he is never seem mackin on any ladies, and you dont see and elf childern?

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:01 pm**

Ahki wrote:Anyone ever wonder why in Lord of the Rings Legolas is the prettyest guy in the group, and he is never seem mackin on any ladies, and you dont see and elf childern?

Because Elves live longer and therefore can afford to have a slower population growth curve. And they were all getting ready to leave for the Undying Lands anyway, so the immigration paperwork on a bunch of little kids would have been killer. And elves are naturally sexier, therefore Legolas can be a little pretty.

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:04 pm**

Ahki wrote:Anyone ever wonder why in Lord of the Rings Legolas is the prettyest guy in the group, and he is never seem mackin on any ladies, and you dont see and elf childern?

wait you thought a guy was pretty? I think their a definite man code violation here.

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:08 pm**

Seconded. Akhi, you have been accused to be in violation of Man Law. I declare ostracizement until a point at which a trial can be held to determine your fate.

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:14 pm**

Miller Lite, the purveyors on the man law are in violation of man law. Any company that markets watered down * as beer is a violation of our stereotypical masculine identity and should not have any say in what it is. There for the concept of man law is void and I am fee to go.

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:43 pm**

Elebrim wrote: And elves are naturally sexier, therefore Legolas can be a little pretty.

Did you just say pretty, and then attack me for saying pretty.

You Fail

Posted: **Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:19 pm**

dont be a elf, be a peten, there much scaryer. Plus that way we can call the orginal (the peten) like some kinda bestowed title. black cat keep calling him that it sounds *.

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:38 am**

Ikis wrote:dont be a elf, be a peten, there much scaryer. Plus that way we can call the orginal (the peten) like some kinda bestowed title. black cat keep calling him that it sounds *.

The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten, The Peten.

There ya go.

I'm still going to be an elf though. A feisty ninja archer drow elf.

Arrow! :target:

See you all at Thaw Brawl :armor5:

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:38 am**

Ahki wrote:Did you just say pretty, and then attack me for saying pretty.
You Fail

Only in response to your prettyness. Me repeating a term in context does not constitute a violation.

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:34 am**

so you look at elves and most guy elves look like human chicks...

look at dwarves and most female dwarves look like human males...

Most humans will take elf brides, but not dwarven...

Most dwarves never score with anything out side of their own race.

then you have orcs that don't breed. They spawn.

so you have the strait race, humans, the gay races, elves and dwarves, and the ugly race orcs.

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:14 pm**

Elebrim wrote:Only in response to your prettyness. Me repeating a term in context does not constitute a violation.

*! You used the word "pretty" through your own volition. You did not put quotes on it, as seen here, to mean that it is someone else word. You used it as your own. Also there is a wide aray of other words that you could of using in its place such as: attractive, beauteous, bonny [chiefly British], comely, cute, fair, gorgeous, handsome, knockout, lovely, pretty, ravishing, sightly, stunning, taking, alluring, appealing, charming, delightful, eye-catching, glamorous (also glamourous), prepossessing; elegant, exquisite, glorious, resplendent, splendid, statuesque, sublime, superb, flawless, perfect, radiant; dainty, delicate; personable, presentable. There for you have no excuse for using the word pretty, and have violated you own rule.

Also thanks for calling me pretty. :goblin:

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:51 pm**

Implied quotation based on context. You still fail manlaw standards.

Why has this thread lived?

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:47 pm**

Probably because we are posting on it.

In my opinion Elves are great, but only in certain situations. Firstly they have to be on my side; secondly they have to understand that any snootiness will be tolerated with the pointed end of my sword; and thirdly they have to be on the field with everyone else, and not in the commander tents telling the generals that their armies suck because they aren't elf armies.

Out of all the elves, I really don't like young Elrond. There he is in the volcano with the King and the King decides to keep the one ring instead of throwing it into the lava. Elrond just pouts and walks off. If I was there, I would have pushed that moron over the edge and have been done with it.

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:59 pm**

Hey if I fail manlaw standards, so do you. Remember you called me pretty.

Elebrim wrote:Only in response to your prettyness.

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:00 pm**

correct.

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:51 pm**

elves tend to have the same sized ring fingers and index fingers.

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:11 pm**

all pinkies are dah same (not good for anythink but eetingz)! elfses taste like flowers though

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 3:30 pm**

Just face the fact that you're just jealous of elves. Accept it and move on. It's not completely our fault that our race pwns all.

And personally.....I think this "Man law" should fail in and of itself. It's a useless set of stereotypes that do nothing but give excuse for the lack of intelligence found in many men. I'm proud to be a part of a "Gay Race". You know.....I find some offense in the fact that you guys are so offended over it? So someone said the word pretty? Guys can be pretty hot. Legolas.....not what I look for in a guy. I prefer.....different kinds of features. Funny thing.....Aragorn was more my kinda guy. Besides......archers........anyone can hang out at the back of a battlefield. It takes courage to rush to the front lines.

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 1:59 am**

of all the dead threads you could have rez'd why this one? just accept the fact that all elves are good for is a light bedtime snack, after a filling meal of babies, then top that off with a bowl of blood from the innocent, and there ya go, a good end to a day of ravaging villiages...

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 3:54 am**

Katsu wrote:Besides......archers........anyone can hang out at the back of a battlefield. It takes courage to rush to the front lines.

Just to reply to this, not all archers hang out in the back of the field all of the time. I for one have fought with bow & arrow directly in the front lines, engaging targets at mid-range. (within range of a javelin throw) Yeah, I ran away a lot, but I didn't always hang around the back of the field. And when I did, it was usually so I could watch out for and fight flankers. I have kept my distance and shot from afar a lot too, but I haven't always shot all the way out from Timbuktu or Katmandu.

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 10:39 am**

Kuroneko 13 wrote:Yeah, I ran away a lot.

I removed all of the other useless information to bring you the core of your style. You're welcome.

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 2:48 pm**

Tor, not running away while using a bow would be stupid. You have no defense whatsoever against a sword or other weapon besides dodging while arching. (unless you have a backup weapon and you are really good with it) You also cannot attack with a bow (at least not very effectively) unless you are a certain distance away from your target.

Not only that, if your bow gets hit by a slashing weapon, it's over unless you have a backup weapon. Even then, most of your fighting ability has been crippled unless your backup weapon is a red sword.

What I was saying when I was describing my style is that I have been on the front lines with a bow on the field, just not at a ridiculously close distance to the enemy. (unless I get rushed, then I lose)

Posted: **Wed May 16, 2007 8:51 pm**

Kuroneko 13 wrote:I for one have fought with bow & arrow directly in the front lines, engaging targets at mid-range. (within range of a javelin throw)

I short-bow arch when arching as well, and it is a lot more difficult. Example: I had to hold off Galin by myself as an archer during the shields vs. no shields battle two weeks ago at Beltaine. Granted, I died, but I also ended up getting him killed (thanks to nearby support) in the process. It is a necessary job that is surprisingly ignored.

Except by the proud. The few. The Elves. :target:

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 12:44 am**

Elebrim wrote:
Kuroneko 13 wrote:Im a pansy

Blah, Blah. Blah. not important information about an unimortant topic..
blah blah blah, im an elf blah blah, look below for a cool saying i took from the marines and tried to make elves sound cool, blah blah and a lil more blah.

The yummy, the delicious, the non-manly sexually confused.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 7:07 am**

I read of Elves saying they were first, blah blah blah.... Wrong.... Hat Trolls are the oldest... We were here directly upon creation of the world.... You all came after us...

Elves = Homosexuality...

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 10:16 am**

Undarr wrote:Elves = Homosexuality...

That's quite an insult to homosexuals.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 10:33 am**

Dont be offended Kit, he doesnt really have any problem with you.

Posted: **Thu May 17, 2007 11:16 am**

I generally have a rule about not dating other monsters, but then I found this on geddon.org

Part of the Hat Troll ideaology is that whomsoever is the 'biggest' is right...

Belegarth

What is wrong with elves!