I CHALLANGE YOU TO A DUAL!!!

[ockprime]

MAUAHA I WILL KILL ALL IN MY PATH (to Nerdhala!)

IM A LVL 70 ROGUE WITH DUAL WIELD(ing personalities )

EPIC GEARS SUCKA FOOL(ishly crunch my scrode into)

+60000 str
+60000 agi
+60000 int
+60000 vit
+60000 luk
(= 300000 pieces for ingredients in Tor's not yet famous cookbook!)

**Edited by Andrek for the pleasure of the people **

[Dabbanoth]

OH NOES!!! QUICK EVERYONE GRAB YOUR L33T GEAR!


not a bot i dont think, just a Chode

[Dragon of Fire]

wow, just wow.....

im gonna have to agree with dag.

also, *? i dont even know what game this could be i dont know of many games with those 5 skills/stats

[Matthias of Dun Abhon]

Yeah, well I cast "Finger of Death", which instantly kills anything. It is impossible to dodge, block, or perform a counter-spell to. You can do nothing but die once it is cast. Therefore, I do believe I win.

[Roanoa Kiran]

um isnt finger of death only a 7th level spell, not even specific to caster type? Ya how about at least power word kill or something, or maybe even some epic spells i would rather have hellball then finger of death

[Andrek]

As the mortals complain a DM will answer.

As well I think those are common stats in Final Fantasy, or other console games.

Read the top post and let us all create some great recipies that Tor can make us at the next event we see him at

[Black Cat]

I hope he (the guy who posted this thread) comes to Thaw Brawl or Chaos Wars. I'd love to shoot this chode in the face with a foam arrow a few times. That and once in the *. I'd have fun the whole time I'm doing it.

And recipes from Tor would be funny. What are we going to make this guy eat?

[Olos]

Yeah, well I cast "Finger of Death", which instantly kills anything. It is impossible to dodge, block, or perform a counter-spell to. You can do nothing but die once it is cast. Therefore, I do believe I win.

You still need to make a touch attack right, so if they have a high dex, will be hard to hit

[Elebrim]

He has no Dex! He has no Dex!

Rejoice at the Finger of Death! Rejoice, all ye peoples! The fiend is dead!

[To'Gur]

Instant cast, shield of protection, immunity for 5 minuets!!!

[Teej]

Online Heckling,

Because some are afraid to even shout from cars...

[ockprime]

i got magic defence armor, blocks all magic and i have 50% to dodge physical attacks, which means im sooo godly

thats just my armor + my natural abilities will pwn you all in teh face

[B3A5T]

Yeah, well I cast "Finger of Death", which instantly kills anything. It is impossible to dodge, block, or perform a counter-spell to. You can do nothing but die once it is cast. Therefore, I do believe I win.

there was this one kid from my realm that wanted to make a "glove of death" same idea... and he was completely serious... god i hated him...

[Griffolion]

i transform into a wearwolf which ads 3000+ to all of my stats, including intelligence and luck, then i equip my badass werewolf equipment which outclasses all lvl 60 equipment by 100 armor and + 40 vitelity and my big polearm named "the big whacking stick" with an enchant that increases its damage by 40.


i then procced to kick you *, again, and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again, and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again, and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again, and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,

(sorry for spamming but i wanted to get the message out) (its world of warcraft hes talking about by the way)

[savetuba]

(its world of warcraft hes talking about by the way)

[Andrek]

DEBATE TIME!

Ockprime. Give me one good reason that this is valid RP material. If I don't see one in a week I am just locking the thread... TeeDge I just love that pic in your post... hence it will remain undeleted

[Sir_Mel]

Yeah, well I cast "Finger of Death", which instantly kills anything. It is impossible to dodge, block, or perform a counter-spell to. You can do nothing but die once it is cast. Therefore, I do believe I win.

You still need to make a touch attack right, so if they have a high dex, will be hard to hit

he has a raven familar that has improved dexterity (or agility in this case) and he transfers the touch into the raven and it lands on the the retard's shoulder and kills him because he thinks the birdy looks pretty. The bird is able to the moron because the raven was smart enough to find a whole in the armor and was able to grab bare flesh with it's smallish claw.

The end.

[Andrek]

That was such a great ending... LOCKED!