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What race does your charecter belong to?
Historical Human(Celt,Viking,Samurai) 26%  26%  [ 57 ]
Fantay Human(Rohirum,Cimmarian) 11%  11%  [ 24 ]
Elf( includeing Drow) 9%  9%  [ 19 ]
Dwarf( includeing Derro and Durgar) 6%  6%  [ 14 ]
Hafling or Hobbit 0%  0%  [ 1 ]
Gnome 1%  1%  [ 3 ]
Fae( includeing Sayters and Cenaters) 1%  1%  [ 2 ]
Undead( includeing Liches and vampires) 5%  5%  [ 11 ]
Savage Humanoids (Goblins,Bugbears,Orcs,Trolls,Etc) 30%  30%  [ 66 ]
Anything I missed (Crabpeople,Klingons,Etc.) 9%  9%  [ 20 ]
Total votes : 217
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:49 pm 
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hahaha
i have know idea but it makes for a great story

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Just seems kinda silly to be sorry for hittin' on a girl just because you know her father. Now if he was there next to you, or if you are getting touchy, apologizing makes sense.

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yea i know. i was just sitting with my face in my book and i realized someone was staring at me so i looked up. he started saying that he was "so sorry" and he "didn't realize" and then ran off.

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lol, i always think thats funny when guys do that, personally i dont think it's wrong cause we are always checking out somebodies daughter but i've never met Vokor either so that might have something to do with it

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lets just say he threatened to kill Dagganoth if anything happened to me Saturday night because Vokor like "assigned him" to look after me.

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so says you.
Arya say not.
she say it got off topic.

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Sorry, I agree with Spike

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:28 pm 
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This thread has been useless for a long time. Ever since they started talking about elves.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:37 pm 
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elves arent that bad

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Yeah there once was a time apparently well before you started fighting. Guess I've been around for awhile... I decided to stick with elf because I did ballroom for 6 years and it incorporated into my fighting. Therefor even though I'm a natural klutz on the field I'm good cause it's the only time to show I have dexterity... And I do agree don't wear the ears if I ever wear the ears Fork already has permission to kill me in anyway he see's fit. Now to go kill my lungs and figure out how to make klingon garb... I'll totally make Worf look like a pansie...

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Useless thread is useless.

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lets just say he threatened to kill Dagganoth if anything happened to me Saturday night because Vokor like "assigned him" to look after me.


killing ppl bad (like literally killing) u go to jail and then have to suck big bob's fat *

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u go to jail and then have to suck big bob's fat *


you know this from experience?

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just before i had to a couple of terrorist cause a distraction in the cell next to me, so Big Bob went to go check it out and left my cell door open. So i took advantage of the situation and made a break for it :roll:

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dagganoth has the best character story everz


Wrong. Bangor does. "A barbarian walked out of the forest, he was thirsty. AXEINTHEBACK."

I'm, depending on what garb i'll have on, going to either be a greek+Roman hybrid that fights sword and board or with a spear (semi-historical), or a Furbolg (forgotten realms style) and fight with red sword/glaive and a bow. Not enough half giants in bel.

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Elves arent useless. Course we drow are not that different from monsters anyway we're just better looking and have better dexterity than monsters

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:48 pm 
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Elves are cliche.

Drow are cliched and emo.

They are both:
Elitist. Unless you have the stones to back up that kind of arrogance, it will go badly for you.

Scrawny. If you show up with the lack of body mass that elves are supposed to have, we are more apt to force feed you than to want to hit you.

Dextrous and speedy. Unless you can move like a snake, and run the wind, you just look like some poor * with latex ear extensions.

Efeminate. Get over it guys. Elf dudes kinda look efeminate. They can pull it off. You just look like a freakishly tall pre-pubescent chick.

Pasty white, or pitch black skin tone. I'll give most of the people on these boards the pasty white part. And you'll note that none of the "melanin-enhanced" fighters ever want to be an elf. Ever wonder why?

Now. I think that covers the major aspects of why we mock elves. I could be wrong. If you are a pasty white (or pitch black), scrawny, fast, yoga-master chick, then by all means, be an elf. If not, please move on, or at least stop complaining about why you're being mocked.

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ok seriosly i thought this had been resolved a long time ago. i haven't been on the RP forums in awhile but i seriously thought that this had been settled. well lets go over it again.

1. Gay. So **** gay that the king of elves was played by priscilla queen of the desert.

2. either so good natured and pure that they make you want to vomit or they spend all their time in caves cutting themselves/

3.size. if your over 120 pounds **** you you are not an elf.

4. roleplay. you're an immortal being with an almost nigh omnipotent grasp of something whether its through your innate magics or having 6000 **** YEARS OF PRACTICE. so you probably wouldn't miss that bow shot now would you?

5. friends don't let friends be elves because elves lead to forced unprotected bareback bear homosexual sex.

now i'm sorry i let this conversation get out of control i thought that in my abscence the other monsters would have stepped up the elf bashing i don't know whats happened that made this stop but i promise that i won't let it get this out of hand again. remember if you think your an elf its cause no one likes you.

Edit: eris thank you for pointing out the flaws in elf characters. i didnt make it to your post before i posted mine, however you were very nice and i didn't see any foul language or coarse insults in your post so i felt the need to repost. anytime you talk about elves you should alway always be insulting and base. cause they deserve it.

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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:49 am 
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basheeng elves is fyne by Me but der iz wun point on which I disagree wit yoo on
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a closet elf is still an elf. anywun hoo wud akshully want to be an elf in tha first place is NOT YORE FREND! if yoo tink you hav found an elf in disguize, follow Giggles' advise:

1. stab dem in the neck
2. if they aint bleedin den CONGRADULASHUNS! yore frend is a robot. or a rokk.
2.1 if they bleedin but their blud iz blak or green or sum other pretty monster color den CONGRADULASHUNS! yore frend is a troo monster. go directly to Red Robin to selebrate. buy them a mai tai before dey die of bleedin. check there wallet, collect $200.
2.2 if they bleedin but the blud iz red and smellz like fresh flowerz den CONGRADULASHUNS! yore frend is a elf. selebrate by stabbing dem in tha neck sum more.

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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:53 pm 
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i love you now giggles, but not that weird creepy elf love, good strong hetero monster love.

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So.... kind of like bears?

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No, really sounds more like bears, that sect of homosexsuality...

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All I see is the dashing young Chuck Norris look alike in the yellow shirt.

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half uruk-hai half "barbarian" kinda leaning in the direction jeggrim is...

i'm the tie-dye uruk-hai, i have a hippie stick and i know how to use it!!!

gobblies is like little stunted cozins... only good for fetching and kicking. :devil:

and pinkies? all to be consumed with BBQ sauce (except for gnomes which are desert creatures and should be consumed alive and covered in chocolate) ;)

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i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah

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i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah


Lol.

I usually go with half-elf. Although some of my friends say "very young elf" when I ask them what race they think I am.

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What's the other half? :roll:

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Half halfling. Which is technically a quarterling.

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Wouldn't be a three-quarterling? Or is the other half a microscopically short humanoid?

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Titan G wrote:
i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah


According to my math, that's 24/36 table lamp, 9/36 manbearpig, 18/36 cheater and 32/36ths cheetah.

That comes out to be 83/36ths, or 230%. You are two and a third persons, sir.


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Azgarehta wrote:
Titan G wrote:
i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah


According to my math, that's 24/36 table lamp, 9/36 manbearpig, 18/36 cheater and 32/36ths cheetah.

That comes out to be 83/36ths, or 230%. You are two and a third persons, sir.


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Titan G wrote:
i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah


According to my math, that's 24/36 table lamp, 9/36 manbearpig, 18/36 cheater and 32/36ths cheetah.

That comes out to be 83/36ths, or 230%. You are two and a third persons, sir.


ah, you've met me then.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:06 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:19 am 
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it wont let me vote but im a half dragon (half dragon/half phoenix) my name stands for phoenix blade in draconic

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it looks like you killed and skinned a tiny cow, and riveted the hide onto it.

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I love that he just got put in time out for a month!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:53 am 
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That's it. Mark my words. I'm coming to Dur-Demarion practice this weekend just to kick your *.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:13 pm 
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good luck ill be at work this weekend

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Loreat mrith tiichi - Die with honor
Valignat ekess vignar - Burn to Ash
lleisgar de lowan - Rise from death

Sieglatan wrote:
it looks like you killed and skinned a tiny cow, and riveted the hide onto it.

Ignatius wrote:
I love that he just got put in time out for a month!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:16 am 
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if by half phoenix, you mean you look kind of like Jean Grey from X-Men. That would make a lot more sense.

You would be a ginger dragon.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:05 pm 
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I look at it this way: If your backstory involves more than one Dungeons and Dragons racial template, you're trying too hard. As much as I like half-werewolf/half vampire/half celestial/half demon/faerie blooded/good natured dark elf/half dwarf/mother was a demigod, dad was king of the universe characters, it tends to get a bit murky when you're trying to explain your unique snowflake of a character that has family relations so complex, you have to draw pictures.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:54 pm 
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read my back story as to why

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Loreat mrith tiichi - Die with honor
Valignat ekess vignar - Burn to Ash
lleisgar de lowan - Rise from death

Sieglatan wrote:
it looks like you killed and skinned a tiny cow, and riveted the hide onto it.

Ignatius wrote:
I love that he just got put in time out for a month!!!


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good luck ill be at work this weekend

I didn't know the Rimjob Emporeum was open on Sundays. Well, I'm in Nashville this weekend anyways. Maybe I'll stop by and ask for you.


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good luck ill be at work this weekend

I didn't know the Rimjob Emporeum was open on Sundays. Well, I'm in Nashville this weekend anyways. Maybe I'll stop by and ask for you.


nice pic

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Loreat mrith tiichi - Die with honor
Valignat ekess vignar - Burn to Ash
lleisgar de lowan - Rise from death

Sieglatan wrote:
it looks like you killed and skinned a tiny cow, and riveted the hide onto it.

Ignatius wrote:
I love that he just got put in time out for a month!!!


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Changeling for the win!!!! :(
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half drow half unknown but apparently something larger than a drow


Build a pair of smaller prosthetic arms, cover yourself in fine white fur and then call yourself a Draegloth. THAT would be interesting.

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I'm basically human(in appearance although the dwarfs Iv known were convinced I was elf on account of my near hairless body, light build and graceful movements) I'm a descendant of the Cheshire Cat and I was raised by cat-folk

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i have always wished or dreamed that life was still the way it was such as middle earth combined with all other romantic era stuff.but i always am thinking on the epic scale of things and i joined the uruk-hai.got promoted at okfest a couple years ago and went on hiatus for like a year and a half.whereas lots say its not completely necasary , many of us believe it helps leave mundane life and enhances the feels of things.after i joined the uruk-hai i developed a backstory for my charicter and became drow/orc.now that im not a part of the uruk-hai anymore im starting a new realm/unit and my charicter will be the same, just my story has since become more intense so to speak.
all in all, like others say its not too important, but its a helluva lot more fun that way.

have some fun.make an awesome charicter/backstory,and youll have a more powerful expirience so to speak.
o and this is what the unit will be fighting under.
we fight for black valor.
see you in spring guys.

We bear the bloodline of the conqueror
Behold this war-scarred coat of arms
Weathered and worn are we
But with an eye ajar we sleep with blade in hand
We're waiting for the call

Join us! Black valor's on our side
Striking with satanic force we'll crust their fabled Christ

Decimated by a whirlwind of insufferable attacks
Impenetratable black phalanx of our unblessed spear and shield
We march upon the enemy with hate, with hate
On this day of victory christian blood will soak these battlefields

The tidings of a war infernal
Destruction of all angelic life
To bear the mark of the pentagram circle reviled

Armageddon's drawing nearer
On the coattails of the end we'll ride
Of death we hath no fear,
Hails! black valor's on our side!
Boundless is unholiness iniquitous our pride
Each man a god unto himself spirit never to die

To the almighty one, unholy bearer of horns
Empower me, flow through my veins
And carry me in war
To the unwavering devoted to the dark
I drink these wines on majesty to you

Do you show the standard of sixhundred sixty sixth
Will your flesh withstand the dawning of apocalypse
Does your will it guide the spear that pierced the martyr's ribs
We will not rest till this rotten planet's black - as pitch

The tidings of a war infernal
Destruction of all angelic life
To bear the mark of the pentagram circle reviled

Brothers! black valor's on our side!
Striking with satanic force we'll crush their fabled Christ
Unhallowed Armageddon's drawing near
Boundless is unholiness of death we hath no fear

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Weathered and worn are we.But with an eye ajar we sleep with blade in hand
We're waiting for the call.Join us! Black valor's on our side
Striking with satanic force we'll crust their fabled Christ.


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