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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:49 pm |
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lol why?
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:03 pm |
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hahaha i have know idea but it makes for a great story
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:24 pm |
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Just seems kinda silly to be sorry for hittin' on a girl just because you know her father. Now if he was there next to you, or if you are getting touchy, apologizing makes sense.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:31 pm |
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yea i know. i was just sitting with my face in my book and i realized someone was staring at me so i looked up. he started saying that he was "so sorry" and he "didn't realize" and then ran off.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:17 pm |
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lol, i always think thats funny when guys do that, personally i dont think it's wrong cause we are always checking out somebodies daughter but i've never met Vokor either so that might have something to do with it
_________________ Squire to Sir Dameon Orcenfol War Council Rep for Tir Asleen Lord of Barter Town
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:24 pm |
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lets just say he threatened to kill Dagganoth if anything happened to me Saturday night because Vokor like "assigned him" to look after me.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:49 pm |
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This thread is now officially useless.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:00 pm |
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so says you. Arya say not. she say it got off topic.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:05 pm |
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Sorry, I agree with Spike
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:28 pm |
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This thread has been useless for a long time. Ever since they started talking about elves.
_________________ Galya Grikhunter, former Belegarth Secretary, Horde Commander, and War Council representative. Still an admin though, because people trust me or something. ;) Blood Valley HoRdE: Massacring the Midwest since 2004 She/Her/Hers
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:37 pm |
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elves arent that bad
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:04 am |
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Spike wrote: This thread is now officially useless.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:45 am |
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Yeah there once was a time apparently well before you started fighting. Guess I've been around for awhile... I decided to stick with elf because I did ballroom for 6 years and it incorporated into my fighting. Therefor even though I'm a natural klutz on the field I'm good cause it's the only time to show I have dexterity... And I do agree don't wear the ears if I ever wear the ears Fork already has permission to kill me in anyway he see's fit. Now to go kill my lungs and figure out how to make klingon garb... I'll totally make Worf look like a pansie...
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:52 am |
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Useless thread is useless.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 1:17 pm |
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Arya wrote: lets just say he threatened to kill Dagganoth if anything happened to me Saturday night because Vokor like "assigned him" to look after me. killing ppl bad (like literally killing) u go to jail and then have to suck big bob's fat *
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:25 am |
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Argent wrote: u go to jail and then have to suck big bob's fat * you know this from experience?
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 11:45 am |
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just before i had to a couple of terrorist cause a distraction in the cell next to me, so Big Bob went to go check it out and left my cell door open. So i took advantage of the situation and made a break for it 
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:47 pm |
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graavish1 wrote: dagganoth has the best character story everz
Wrong. Bangor does. "A barbarian walked out of the forest, he was thirsty. AXEINTHEBACK." I'm, depending on what garb i'll have on, going to either be a greek+Roman hybrid that fights sword and board or with a spear (semi-historical), or a Furbolg (forgotten realms style) and fight with red sword/glaive and a bow. Not enough half giants in bel.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:36 am |
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Galya wrote: This thread has been useless for a long time. Ever since they started talking about elves. Elves arent useless. Course we drow are not that different from monsters anyway we're just better looking and have better dexterity than monsters
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:48 pm |
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Elves are cliche.
Drow are cliched and emo.
They are both: Elitist. Unless you have the stones to back up that kind of arrogance, it will go badly for you.
Scrawny. If you show up with the lack of body mass that elves are supposed to have, we are more apt to force feed you than to want to hit you.
Dextrous and speedy. Unless you can move like a snake, and run the wind, you just look like some poor * with latex ear extensions.
Efeminate. Get over it guys. Elf dudes kinda look efeminate. They can pull it off. You just look like a freakishly tall pre-pubescent chick.
Pasty white, or pitch black skin tone. I'll give most of the people on these boards the pasty white part. And you'll note that none of the "melanin-enhanced" fighters ever want to be an elf. Ever wonder why?
Now. I think that covers the major aspects of why we mock elves. I could be wrong. If you are a pasty white (or pitch black), scrawny, fast, yoga-master chick, then by all means, be an elf. If not, please move on, or at least stop complaining about why you're being mocked.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:02 am |
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ok seriosly i thought this had been resolved a long time ago. i haven't been on the RP forums in awhile but i seriously thought that this had been settled. well lets go over it again.
1. Gay. So **** gay that the king of elves was played by priscilla queen of the desert.
2. either so good natured and pure that they make you want to vomit or they spend all their time in caves cutting themselves/
3.size. if your over 120 pounds **** you you are not an elf.
4. roleplay. you're an immortal being with an almost nigh omnipotent grasp of something whether its through your innate magics or having 6000 **** YEARS OF PRACTICE. so you probably wouldn't miss that bow shot now would you?
5. friends don't let friends be elves because elves lead to forced unprotected bareback bear homosexual sex.
now i'm sorry i let this conversation get out of control i thought that in my abscence the other monsters would have stepped up the elf bashing i don't know whats happened that made this stop but i promise that i won't let it get this out of hand again. remember if you think your an elf its cause no one likes you.
Edit: eris thank you for pointing out the flaws in elf characters. i didnt make it to your post before i posted mine, however you were very nice and i didn't see any foul language or coarse insults in your post so i felt the need to repost. anytime you talk about elves you should alway always be insulting and base. cause they deserve it.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:49 am |
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basheeng elves is fyne by Me but der iz wun point on which I disagree wit yoo on gravyish wrote: friends don't let friends be elves a closet elf is still an elf. anywun hoo wud akshully want to be an elf in tha first place is NOT YORE FREND! if yoo tink you hav found an elf in disguize, follow Giggles' advise: 1. stab dem in the neck 2. if they aint bleedin den CONGRADULASHUNS! yore frend is a robot. or a rokk. 2.1 if they bleedin but their blud iz blak or green or sum other pretty monster color den CONGRADULASHUNS! yore frend is a troo monster. go directly to Red Robin to selebrate. buy them a mai tai before dey die of bleedin. check there wallet, collect $200. 2.2 if they bleedin but the blud iz red and smellz like fresh flowerz den CONGRADULASHUNS! yore frend is a elf. selebrate by stabbing dem in tha neck sum more. ... and den go to Red Robin.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:53 pm |
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i love you now giggles, but not that weird creepy elf love, good strong hetero monster love.
_________________ ABF Squire to Sir Chance the Tall Smile! It's Graavish! the monster with the red right hand. A Life well spent in pursuit of pointless hedonism. You are to wit what Hellen Keller was to competitive paintball Murder means never saying your sorry. Happy to live in a world were piracy is once again a viable career choice. "Look men, something in the distance we haven't burned yet!"- Sherman
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:59 pm |
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So.... kind of like bears?
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 10:06 pm |
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bugbears. 
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 10:11 pm |
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No, really sounds more like bears, that sect of homosexsuality... 
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 10:39 pm |
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All I see is the dashing young Chuck Norris look alike in the yellow shirt.
Sounds like you have some issues that you wanna get off your chest, Jimmy. Maybe you and Black Cat could role-play it out sometime.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:21 pm |
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half uruk-hai half "barbarian" kinda leaning in the direction jeggrim is... i'm the tie-dye uruk-hai, i have a hippie stick and i know how to use it!!! gobblies is like little stunted cozins... only good for fetching and kicking. and pinkies? all to be consumed with BBQ sauce (except for gnomes which are desert creatures and should be consumed alive and covered in chocolate) 
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:52 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:06 am |
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i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah
_________________ ABF Squire to Sir Chance the Tall Smile! It's Graavish! the monster with the red right hand. A Life well spent in pursuit of pointless hedonism. You are to wit what Hellen Keller was to competitive paintball Murder means never saying your sorry. Happy to live in a world were piracy is once again a viable career choice. "Look men, something in the distance we haven't burned yet!"- Sherman
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:58 am |
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graavish1 wrote: i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah Lol. I usually go with half-elf. Although some of my friends say "very young elf" when I ask them what race they think I am.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:01 pm |
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What's the other half? 
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:13 pm |
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Half halfling. Which is technically a quarterling.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:10 pm |
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Wouldn't be a three-quarterling? Or is the other half a microscopically short humanoid?
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:06 am |
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Titan G wrote: i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah According to my math, that's 24/36 table lamp, 9/36 manbearpig, 18/36 cheater and 32/36ths cheetah. That comes out to be 83/36ths, or 230%. You are two and a third persons, sir.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:10 pm |
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Azgarehta wrote: Titan G wrote: i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah According to my math, that's 24/36 table lamp, 9/36 manbearpig, 18/36 cheater and 32/36ths cheetah. That comes out to be 83/36ths, or 230%. You are two and a third persons, sir. Just means theres more to love.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:24 pm |
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Azgarehta wrote: Titan G wrote: i'm actually 2/3 table lamp, 1/4 manbearpig 1/2 cheater and 8/9 cheetah According to my math, that's 24/36 table lamp, 9/36 manbearpig, 18/36 cheater and 32/36ths cheetah. That comes out to be 83/36ths, or 230%. You are two and a third persons, sir. ah, you've met me then.
_________________ ABF Squire to Sir Chance the Tall Smile! It's Graavish! the monster with the red right hand. A Life well spent in pursuit of pointless hedonism. You are to wit what Hellen Keller was to competitive paintball Murder means never saying your sorry. Happy to live in a world were piracy is once again a viable career choice. "Look men, something in the distance we haven't burned yet!"- Sherman
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:06 pm |
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Started Fighting: 0- 6-2009
Realm: shanarah
Unit: unaligned
Favorite Fighting Styles: dual sword single blue sword & board
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half drow half unknown but apparently something larger than a drow
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Embara Cayosin
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:19 am |
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Joined: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:43 pm Posts: 379
Started Fighting: 02 Jun 2009
Realm: dur-demarion
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it wont let me vote but im a half dragon (half dragon/half phoenix) my name stands for phoenix blade in draconic
_________________ In Draconic Loreat mrith tiichi - Die with honor Valignat ekess vignar - Burn to Ash lleisgar de lowan - Rise from death
Sieglatan wrote: it looks like you killed and skinned a tiny cow, and riveted the hide onto it.
Ignatius wrote: I love that he just got put in time out for a month!!!
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Spike
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:53 am |
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Joined: Sat Nov 22, 2003 3:52 am Posts: 3254 Location: Portland, OR
Started Fighting: 9- 0-2003
Realm: Pyke
Unit: Horde
Favorite Fighting Styles: Spear
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That's it. Mark my words. I'm coming to Dur-Demarion practice this weekend just to kick your *.
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Embara Cayosin
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:13 pm |
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Joined: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:43 pm Posts: 379
Started Fighting: 02 Jun 2009
Realm: dur-demarion
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good luck ill be at work this weekend
_________________ In Draconic Loreat mrith tiichi - Die with honor Valignat ekess vignar - Burn to Ash lleisgar de lowan - Rise from death
Sieglatan wrote: it looks like you killed and skinned a tiny cow, and riveted the hide onto it.
Ignatius wrote: I love that he just got put in time out for a month!!!
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Ventus
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:16 am |
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Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:24 pm Posts: 49 Location: Charleston, IL
Realm: Ameth
Unit: Templar Draconis Kestevara
Favorite Fighting Styles: Red w/ Buckler, Sword and Board
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if by half phoenix, you mean you look kind of like Jean Grey from X-Men. That would make a lot more sense.
You would be a ginger dragon.
_________________ Templar Draconis Kestevara
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Azgarehta
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:05 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:53 pm Posts: 561 Location: St. Louis
Started Fighting: 20 Jun 2009
Realm: Arnor
Unit: Black Company
Favorite Fighting Styles: Spear, Running Away
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I look at it this way: If your backstory involves more than one Dungeons and Dragons racial template, you're trying too hard. As much as I like half-werewolf/half vampire/half celestial/half demon/faerie blooded/good natured dark elf/half dwarf/mother was a demigod, dad was king of the universe characters, it tends to get a bit murky when you're trying to explain your unique snowflake of a character that has family relations so complex, you have to draw pictures.
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Embara Cayosin
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:54 pm |
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Joined: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:43 pm Posts: 379
Started Fighting: 02 Jun 2009
Realm: dur-demarion
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read my back story as to why
_________________ In Draconic Loreat mrith tiichi - Die with honor Valignat ekess vignar - Burn to Ash lleisgar de lowan - Rise from death
Sieglatan wrote: it looks like you killed and skinned a tiny cow, and riveted the hide onto it.
Ignatius wrote: I love that he just got put in time out for a month!!!
Last edited by Embara Cayosin on Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Spike
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:47 am |
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Joined: Sat Nov 22, 2003 3:52 am Posts: 3254 Location: Portland, OR
Started Fighting: 9- 0-2003
Realm: Pyke
Unit: Horde
Favorite Fighting Styles: Spear
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 wrote: good luck ill be at work this weekend I didn't know the Rimjob Emporeum was open on Sundays. Well, I'm in Nashville this weekend anyways. Maybe I'll stop by and ask for you.
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Embara Cayosin
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:30 pm |
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Started Fighting: 02 Jun 2009
Realm: dur-demarion
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Spike wrote:  wrote: good luck ill be at work this weekend I didn't know the Rimjob Emporeum was open on Sundays. Well, I'm in Nashville this weekend anyways. Maybe I'll stop by and ask for you. nice pic
_________________ In Draconic Loreat mrith tiichi - Die with honor Valignat ekess vignar - Burn to Ash lleisgar de lowan - Rise from death
Sieglatan wrote: it looks like you killed and skinned a tiny cow, and riveted the hide onto it.
Ignatius wrote: I love that he just got put in time out for a month!!!
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Kraesh
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:02 pm |
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Joined: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:26 pm Posts: 456 Location: Orem, Utah
Started Fighting: 11 Mar 2010
Realm: Ered Duath
Unit: None
Favorite Fighting Styles: Archery, S&B, Florentine
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Changeling for the win!!!! -Kraesh
_________________ Freeman of Ered Duath House Darkblade
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Gámhain
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:29 pm |
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Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:52 pm Posts: 170 Location: Philadelphia
Started Fighting: 26 Mar 2009
Realm: Taurendor
Unit: Clan Germania
Favorite Fighting Styles: Drunken flailing
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drowdante wrote: half drow half unknown but apparently something larger than a drow Build a pair of smaller prosthetic arms, cover yourself in fine white fur and then call yourself a Draegloth. THAT would be interesting.
_________________ Brother of Clan Germania Iron Hand of the Acheron Empire Wandering Mintrel
If you can't pronounce it, don't name your realm or your event after it.
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:48 am |
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Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:24 pm Posts: 3 Location: Lake Station, IN
Started Fighting: 0- 0-2007
Realm: Looking for one to fight in.
Unit: Flying Circus
Favorite Fighting Styles: You name it I like it!!!
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I'm basically human(in appearance although the dwarfs Iv known were convinced I was elf on account of my near hairless body, light build and graceful movements) I'm a descendant of the Cheshire Cat and I was raised by cat-folk
_________________ Performer of the Flying Circus Prince of Cats King of Fools A question that sometimes drives me hazy. Am I or the others crazy? -Einstein
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auvre ghymn
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Post subject: Re: Races Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:31 pm |
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Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:59 pm Posts: 2
Started Fighting: 0- 0-2000
Realm: rausumea
Unit: bloodfury
Favorite Fighting Styles: sword and board
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i have always wished or dreamed that life was still the way it was such as middle earth combined with all other romantic era stuff.but i always am thinking on the epic scale of things and i joined the uruk-hai.got promoted at okfest a couple years ago and went on hiatus for like a year and a half.whereas lots say its not completely necasary , many of us believe it helps leave mundane life and enhances the feels of things.after i joined the uruk-hai i developed a backstory for my charicter and became drow/orc.now that im not a part of the uruk-hai anymore im starting a new realm/unit and my charicter will be the same, just my story has since become more intense so to speak. all in all, like others say its not too important, but its a helluva lot more fun that way.
have some fun.make an awesome charicter/backstory,and youll have a more powerful expirience so to speak. o and this is what the unit will be fighting under. we fight for black valor. see you in spring guys.
We bear the bloodline of the conqueror Behold this war-scarred coat of arms Weathered and worn are we But with an eye ajar we sleep with blade in hand We're waiting for the call
Join us! Black valor's on our side Striking with satanic force we'll crust their fabled Christ
Decimated by a whirlwind of insufferable attacks Impenetratable black phalanx of our unblessed spear and shield We march upon the enemy with hate, with hate On this day of victory christian blood will soak these battlefields
The tidings of a war infernal Destruction of all angelic life To bear the mark of the pentagram circle reviled
Armageddon's drawing nearer On the coattails of the end we'll ride Of death we hath no fear, Hails! black valor's on our side! Boundless is unholiness iniquitous our pride Each man a god unto himself spirit never to die
To the almighty one, unholy bearer of horns Empower me, flow through my veins And carry me in war To the unwavering devoted to the dark I drink these wines on majesty to you
Do you show the standard of sixhundred sixty sixth Will your flesh withstand the dawning of apocalypse Does your will it guide the spear that pierced the martyr's ribs We will not rest till this rotten planet's black - as pitch
The tidings of a war infernal Destruction of all angelic life To bear the mark of the pentagram circle reviled
Brothers! black valor's on our side! Striking with satanic force we'll crush their fabled Christ Unhallowed Armageddon's drawing near Boundless is unholiness of death we hath no fear
_________________ We bear the bloodline of the conqueror.Behold this war-scarred coat of arms Weathered and worn are we.But with an eye ajar we sleep with blade in hand We're waiting for the call.Join us! Black valor's on our side Striking with satanic force we'll crust their fabled Christ.
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