A fart golem takes a rental property in the kingdom of work

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A fart golem takes a rental property in the kingdom of work

Postby Tahrs » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:43 pm

but he refuses to pay. So they send in the armys and the navys and the young ladys bearing platters of cucumber sandwiches to dislodge him from the hold. His hold is mighty though and swords and boats and benedictine all pass through his sulphery self without harm. A roar sounds and the spirit of wasted time makes an apearance but finds out he will not be paid becuse ronpaulatron says no.
No body likes the fart golem what with the way he blasts an elecletic mix of greogorian chants,show tunes and the unknown recordings of Gallagher crying about all of the spilled juice.
Then there is his pile of dead goldfish he calls Pepe, the strange thin is that Pepe not only talks but spends most it's time shouting over the show tunes, reciting verbatim reruns of Full House.
Rent is due what do you do?
(do do)
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