Well met, Lord Faupeasyday!
I am a half elvish half angel adventurer; I hail from The Endless Wastes to the north. Word of your daring acts of heroism have traveled far and wide. I have a treasure horde, worth millions of your gold coins which I intend to reward you with.
I am willing to offer the treasure as a direct reward for assisting my countrymen in slaying the dragon scourge, Deathgrim the Deadly. For countless generations, Deathgrim and his army of half dragon half demon mercenaries have pillaged and decimated our fair countryside. You may be our last hope. If you accept this perilous mission, I will personally ensure that you are outfitted properly and should you succeed, you shall forever be hailed as a hero to my people.
Let me know if this offer intrigues you so that we can establish a long lasting, reliable and fruitful business relationship.
I eagerly await your reply!
Sincerely,
Count Dalien Winslow of The Endless Wastes