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Postby FrankManic » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:40 am

So... I'm thinking that if I make it out to any big field battles this year I'm going to get some regular white mushrooms, some red food coloring, and some alka-seltzer, and make some 'Berserker mushrooms'.

1. remove the stems from the mushrooms.

2. paint the mushroom caps with red food coloring to resemble fly agaric mushrooms.

3. stuff the mushroom cap with alkaselzter crushed and mixed with cheese or something as a binding agent.

4. make a great show of eating it right before battle is joined and going into a wild, screaming, frothing berserkr frenzy.

5. Run naked and screaming at your enemy.

6. Die gloriously.

Thoughts?
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Re: Berserkrgang

Postby Dane » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:57 pm

You should definitely do this. I'm not on board, but make it happen.
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Re: Berserkrgang

Postby Big King Jimmy » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:21 pm

Bring snow cones too.
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Re: Berserkrgang

Postby Juicer » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:09 am

And fudge.
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Re: Berserkrgang

Postby Big King Jimmy » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:00 am

Juicer wrote:I wasn't at SW, and so I don't get the joke. And I suck.
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Re: Berserkrgang

Postby Juicer » Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:31 pm

I just like food.... :(
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Re: Berserkrgang

Postby Lord Falkner » Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:54 pm

...make sure to put me in your will as the beneficiary. :)
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