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 Post subject: Berserkrgang
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:40 am 
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So... I'm thinking that if I make it out to any big field battles this year I'm going to get some regular white mushrooms, some red food coloring, and some alka-seltzer, and make some 'Berserker mushrooms'.

1. remove the stems from the mushrooms.

2. paint the mushroom caps with red food coloring to resemble fly agaric mushrooms.

3. stuff the mushroom cap with alkaselzter crushed and mixed with cheese or something as a binding agent.

4. make a great show of eating it right before battle is joined and going into a wild, screaming, frothing berserkr frenzy.

5. Run naked and screaming at your enemy.

6. Die gloriously.

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 Post subject: Re: Berserkrgang
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:57 pm 
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You should definitely do this. I'm not on board, but make it happen.

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 Post subject: Re: Berserkrgang
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:21 pm 
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Bring snow cones too.

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 Post subject: Re: Berserkrgang
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:09 am 
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And fudge.

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 Post subject: Re: Berserkrgang
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:00 am 
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I wasn't at SW, and so I don't get the joke. And I suck.

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 Post subject: Re: Berserkrgang
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:31 pm 
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I just like food.... :(

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 Post subject: Re: Berserkrgang
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:54 pm 
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Realm: Rath
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Favorite Fighting Styles: Sword & shield, Archery, and glaive.
...make sure to put me in your will as the beneficiary. :)

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