Belegarth

So... I'm thinking that if I make it out to any big field battles this year I'm going to get some regular white mushrooms, some red food coloring, and some alka-seltzer, and make some 'Berserker mushrooms'.

1. remove the stems from the mushrooms.

2. paint the mushroom caps with red food coloring to resemble fly agaric mushrooms.

3. stuff the mushroom cap with alkaselzter crushed and mixed with cheese or something as a binding agent.

4. make a great show of eating it right before battle is joined and going into a wild, screaming, frothing berserkr frenzy.

5. Run naked and screaming at your enemy.

6. Die gloriously.

Thoughts?

You should definitely do this. I'm not on board, but make it happen.

Bring snow cones too.

And fudge.

I just like food....

...make sure to put me in your will as the beneficiary.