Belegarth

so how do i clean it i got blood all over it and now the sheath

Kobolds have a unique bloodtype that is slightly acidic, but not overly so. Stabbing a few of these should clean it up nicely. You're scabbard should come clean with a few drops of the blood mixed with a bucket of pond water and a bit of lye.

but kobolds is my friends i no wants to kill them plus no taste good

Fail thread is fail.

You could also cut off some elf ears and rub them on the blade. They're made of MAGIC!

why is all the answers about killing i just sell sword for club instead need rent money for cave on upper east-side

You can't cut the flesh off with a club.

but i can go clubin instead much more fun i've heard

Only if you dance like the TEKNOVIKING

* the sword.

Im goin clubin with the TEKNOVIKING!!!!!!!!

Technoviking without techno? Ugh...

I remembered when my medieval sword used by my friend. He killed the dog of our neighbor and he used my sword. Ohhh I can't imagine there's a lot of blood in my sword. Ohh I wiped it using a rag.

zug_zug wrote:but kobolds is my friends i no wants to kill them plus no taste good

you can go to a market ya know and buy it, you wont need to kill. you'll make some noob happy, cause they all train on kobolds and expect people to buy the useless loot they get...

And remember to wash the kobold blood off with water, so it doest corrode your sword and then oil your blade to prevent rusting. It also makes less noise when drawing if the sword is oiled well, making you more stealthy and wont give you away when doin sneak attacks.

I second the failure motion, it shall go to a vote. All in favor?

Teh Mel wrote:I second the failure motion, it shall go to a vote. All in favor?

lol. i think you're unopposed. vote passed?

if da vorpal blade is dirtee, stick it up your astral hole

debuenzo wrote:if da vorpal blade is dirtee, stick it up your astral hole

Bahaha if my current sig quote wasn't so awesome, I'd totally sig this.