<human translation>
AVONDALE SEIZED!!!
The Kingdom of Avondale, previously ruled by Elves, has been seized by the Dead River Horde!
In celebration, we are inviting all fighters and their families to a one day event of fighting, swimming, and cookout-ery. Avondale offers 3 acres of fighting field, private 20? x 40? in-ground pool, and is a ? block away from Old Hickory Lake w/boat access.
When: Sunday - July 3rd ?05, Noon-???
Where: 124 Avondale Access
Hendersonville, TN 37075
Contacts: Vokor, 615-491-1364, Patrick_Oshea@dell.com
Zzyzx, 615-506-9586, James_Funderburk@dell.com
Cost: Free!
Directions: -from Dur-Demarion practice field-
65N to Vietnam Vetarans Blvd
Follow Vietnam Vets to the end, it becomes Gallatin Rd
Right at first light [Shutes Lane]
Shutes Lane veers left, go straight *instead* into Avondale Access
124 Avondale Access is on the right (we?ll have signs up)
Out of state fighters welcome, we have plenty of room to camp! Call for directions from your realm.
<Horde translation>
..and now you bleeding!