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 Post subject: RHUN CLOSER December 15th
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:26 pm 
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GUISE. HEY GUISE.
So. Winter is coming.
WAT DO you say.
COME TO RHUN I say.

The realm of Rhun and Clan of the Hydra is proud to present the 2012 annual Rhun Closer mini event! Featuring fighting, talking, hitting each other with excessive force, arrows, noms, and DIRT!

*Extravaganza!
*Shindig
*Partay

WE:

*Check your weapons.
*Provide dirt to fight upon.
*Provide other people to fight upon.
*Maek a DELICIOUS eatable feast.

YOU:

*Hit other nerds with sticks.
*Haev fun.
*Get dirty.
*Put feast in your mouth.
*Chew on it.
*Offer us your first born.
*Or whatever is cool.

THINGS WE SUGGEST YOU BRING:

*Yourself
*Friends
*More friends
*Weapons
*A sack lunch
*Money for Troll ---->ENTRY FEE IS 10$<-----
*A signed and notarized wavier if you are not of age
*KNEE PADS <--------


TIME FRAMES: (such as it is)

WEAPONS CHECKING WILL COMMENCE AT 11:00AM

HITTING PEOPLE OFFICIALLY STARTS AT 12:00PM

STUFFING YOUR FACE MAY OR MAY NOT BE AT 6:00PM.
Somewhere around theres.

HOW DO I GET TO THIS AWESOME PARTAY OF WHICH I WISH TO PARTAKE YOU ASK?

The event will take place at the University of Wisconsin stock pavilion.
A map for those of you who may require it:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q ... =h&iwloc=A

ADDRESS:

University of Wisconsin Madison
1675 Linden Drive Madison, WI 53706.

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:goblin: NO POLICE! :goblin:

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:54 pm 
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Rhûn Event Waiver

In consideration of receiving permission from Belegarth Medieval Combat Society (herein "BMCS"), to participate as a member of the BMCS and to participate in any activity, event, tournament, contest or meeting that BMCS participates, sponsors, attends, or supervises, the Undersigned releases BMCS, the owner of any premises where any BMCS activity, event, tournament, contest or meeting occurs, and any other member of the BMCS, individually, from any and all liability, claims, demands, actions, and causes of action, arising out of or related to any loss, damage, or injury, including death, that may be sustained by the Undersigned's minor child, or any property of the Undersigned or the Undersigned’s minor child, while participating in any activity, event, tournament, contest or meeting that BMCS participates, sponsors, attends or supervises.

The Undersigned being duly aware of the risks and hazards inherent upon participating in any activity, event, tournament, contest or meeting of the BMCS, elects voluntarily to allow Undersigned's minor child to participate, knowing that participation requires physical contact by others to the person of the Undersigned's minor child and knowing that such participation may become hazardous and dangerous during the time that the Undersigned voluntarily assumes all risks of loss, damage, or injury, including death, that may be sustained by the Undersigned's minor child, or any property of the Undersigned or Undersigned's minor child while participating in any activity, event, tournament, contest, or meeting that the BMCS participates, sponsors, attends or supervises.

This release shall be binding upon the distributees, heirs, next of kin, executors and administrators of the Undersigned and Undersigned's minor child.

In signing the foregoing release, the Undersigned acknowledges and represents:

(a) That he or she has read the above release, understands it, and signs voluntarily on behalf of themselves and their minor child;

(b) That he or she is over 18 years of age and of sound mind and is the parent or legal guardian of the minor child named below;

(c) Undersigned represents that Undersigned' s minor child has no physical or mental defects known to the Undersigned and unknown to the appropriate representative of the BMCS that would endanger or harm the Undersigned's minor child while participating in any activity, event, tournament, contest or meeting that the BMCS participates, sponsors, attends, or supervises.

__________________________________________
Undersigned (Sign name here)

__________________________________________
Undersigned (Print name here)

__________________________________________
Fighting Name

__________________________________________
Realm and Unit

__________________________________________
Name of minor child (if applicable-please print)

__________________________________________
Address

__________________________________________
City, State, and Zip

__________________________________________
Phone

__________________________________________
E-Mail

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Name of person to contact in emergency

__________________________________________
Emergency phone number

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:13 pm 
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Salamander, It might just be me, but I don't think you gave the date for the event....it's Dec 15 right

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:14 am 
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Lawl, all that effort, and no date.

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER December 15th
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:36 am 
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SHUSH!

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER December 15th
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:20 pm 
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Very creative post.

I dig that you got the Almighty to do a cameo and endorse your gig.

+ 20 points

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER December 15th
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:09 pm 
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Bump. Because I want to fight lots of people this day.

Bring it.

Bump.

Bump..


All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER December 15th
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:40 am 
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Are you serious Xemeo? The Humpty Dance? I hate you.


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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER December 15th
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:49 pm 
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ther is a rather large type party after the fighting is over at my house. should be a great time all around. crash space is plentiful, and we have an outdoor tent as well for smoking and general meyhem.

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER December 15th
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:45 pm 
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^ nice

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER December 15th
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:52 am 
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Everyone that went to this died. No fun was had by anyone...ever.

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 Post subject: Re: RHUN CLOSER December 15th
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:33 pm 
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