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Postby Sir Cairbre » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:26 pm

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Postby To'Gur » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:39 pm

priceless
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Postby Sqeege » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:09 pm

:unsure: I dunno if you'd get real high calibur people with a poster like that.
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Postby Argyll » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:58 pm

their not looking for high caliber. Their looking for angry monster people who are built like a refrigerator and are willing to eat your little brother
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Postby Sir Cairbre » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:03 pm

Yup....

There are two major recruitment lines when the majority of your guys are from High school and college.

#1) Get the girls... girls bring in the boys.

#2) Get the Bullys... Bullys beat up all the other kids if they don't come to practice.


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Postby Spike » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:39 pm

Aww, that is just too cute.
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Postby Olos » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:45 pm

You forgot the little line on the bottom saying "We'll even give you a fishnet for garb, and eventually some armor."

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Postby To'Gur » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:48 am

angry monster people who are built like a refrigerator and are willing to eat your little brother


heh, i qualify
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Postby Big King Jimmy » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:34 am

See sig ;)
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Postby Peregrine » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:00 am

Big Jimmy wrote:See sig ;)

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Postby Vak » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:38 am

Lol once you get the bullies you get the small guys likes me who want to run cirlces around the bug bullyes and pwn them. :devil: :devil: :devil: :D
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Postby Jesus » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:35 pm

Look at them try Spike. It's so * cute. Who's my big tough potatoes, you are... yes you are, ohhhh look at them. Can I keep one Spike can I. I promise to take care of this one . I swear. Please.
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Postby Izareth » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:59 am

No Jesus, you can't have one. Well, unless we can build it a house outside. And no feeding it under the table.

And I think Jimmy's reference is to the "pawns" line. He is intimating that the Uruks are the pawns of the Iron Crown, not untrue, not unknown, not unfair.
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Postby To'Gur » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:08 pm

here ya go jesus


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Postby Izareth » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:15 pm

FormerAlucard, that pic is awesome.
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Postby To'Gur » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:16 pm

i try
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Postby Meat » Tue May 01, 2007 6:15 pm

Hey, everyone has a secret desire to be an Uruk. It's just too much fun.
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Postby Spike » Tue May 01, 2007 9:47 pm

Meat wrote:Hey, everyone has a secret desire to be an Uruk.


No...no they don't.
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Postby Cib » Tue May 01, 2007 10:13 pm

Oh, yes you do, so do I, but I didn't even know it untell Meat told me! Its a Secret desire...
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Postby To'Gur » Tue May 01, 2007 10:18 pm

xAlUcArDx wrote:

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never thought i would quote myself
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Postby Thomas MacFinn » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:30 pm

Makes me a bit sad that the initial pic is gone. Us newbie types who haven't seen it have nothing to point and laugh at.
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Postby Thomas MacFinn » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:31 pm

Nevermind. It was just slow loading.
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Postby Bodhi » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:19 pm

Instead of the "fishnetting" I think we're going to go with haiwaiian shirts. **** Haiwaii is hard to spell???? Someone give me a pOtatO.
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Postby Alunsun » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:34 am

Jesus wrote:Look at them try Spike. It's so * cute. Who's my big tough potatoes, you are... yes you are, ohhhh look at them. Can I keep one Spike can I. I promise to take care of this one . I swear. Please.


lol
how much about a nike dunk ??every one know??
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Postby Thorondor » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:58 am

Bodhi wrote:Instead of the "fishnetting" I think we're going to go with haiwaiian shirts. f*ck Haiwaii is hard to spell???? Someone give me a pOtatO.


Hawaiian -- there ya go Bodhi

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Postby Alunsun » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:32 pm

Sweet

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how much about a nike dunk ??every one know??
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Postby Mara » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:57 pm

Note to self: Remind newbs to RUN from any and all players wearing Uruk-hai armor.
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Postby Sir_Mel » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:41 am

Mara wrote:Note to self: Remind newbs to RUN from any and all players wearing Uruk-hai armor.



How are you supposed to kill em if you're running away. The trick is, they're not that fast or very bright, so if you do some really quick flashy moves they'll get really confused. That, or if you have something shiny that'll do the trick too. :D
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Postby Bodhi » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:12 pm

you are the seed that should have been swallowed. :oface:
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Postby Constantine » Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:02 pm

Personally, UH is a great group. If there is ONE unit I can EXPECT a good shield bash from, UH is it. EBF doesnt count, cuz I dont wanna bash those rediculous sunglasses into their eyes so they can't see anymore. Plus, UH parties well. Good people, good fighters, sweet armor for sure. Only reason I left was cuz the IC was getting too old.


One of the uruks made a ranting post about fighting with his unit not his realm...yeah, about that. To any aspiring Uruks, if there is such a thing now, wait till IC disperses. Join the unit to fight with the unit, not fight with turd burglars who jump in your way.
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Postby Assyria » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:54 pm

You should always have shiny things, they distract so many people, not just the uruk's
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Postby Peregrine » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:00 pm

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something about polyvinylchloride leaching into the brain, causing slow reactions and high crossing. -Sir Beauregaurd-

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Postby Thorondor » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:39 pm

Assyria wrote:You should always have shiny things, they distract so many people, not just the uruk's


Hehe...my old shield had the symbol stitched onto it in the really shiny reflective fabric. That was a blast. Get the sun in front of you and reflect the sun straight at them as they charge. Oh, those were fun days...
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Postby Constantine » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:07 am

Not an Orc, I evolved into something better ;D

Sides, why burn the bridges when you can pretend to leave the peasants to safety, trap em, and have dinner for the next few days? Not to mention entertainment too.
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