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why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Tordek » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:28 am

im mean come on, they are a common race such as orc, elf, human, so why so few, i understand the height requirement (im shortest person in my realm, among other things) but if your under 5'6" then you just classify as a tall dwarf. so why so few?
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Soo Ma Tai » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:01 pm

If RPed properly, dwarves are terse and boring, that is prolly why to start with. Plus saying you are a tall dwarf is kinda, well, cheesy I guess. I know of one supposed dwarf, he's taller than me. It don't makes no sense that's all.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Hatchet » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:53 pm

dwarves are terse and boring

They are only such, because people don't bother looking up other dwarves. Gutbuster Battleragers are hilarious, fun loving, brutal fighters.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Outhro Youkker » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:11 pm

Old Horse is a dwarf
he has the beard

I am a goblin
I am a bit shorter than him.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Tordek » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:06 am

spoken like a true or soo ma tia, but dwarves are not just terse and boring, how are uruk hi properly repped, bird brained and smelling of a root rot?
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Spike » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:27 am

To be a short, fat, alcoholic with a stupid beard? Not to mention grumpy due to being undersexed because the women around them are unappealing.

Because Belegarth isn't already full of that when people aren't roleplaying?
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Roland Demox » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:05 am

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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Narin » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:08 pm

Pardon me... but I'm a dwarf. Well actually half-dwarf. But I'm not fat, nor very short, I don't drink, am almost always in high spirits, and I certainly don't have a beard. That would just be plain weird. ;)
And, I think (and hope) that most of the people I know would say that I'm pretty nice. (guys???)
So... there ya go. A nice, thin, sober, happy dwarf of medium height. :D
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Polska89 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:30 pm

I roleplay a dwarf, im usually the smallest guy on the field except for gnomes around our area
In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments.
In the 19th century they took snake oil.
Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that.
They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.


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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Spike » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:59 am

Narin wrote:I'm doin' it wrong.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Todo » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:30 am

Spike wrote:Lulz.


Lulz.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Hendell Stoneshield » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:37 am

Being dwarf, goblin, uruk, bugbear, elf, gelf, etc is not about looking the part. Its being the part. I RP as a dwarf and I'm taller then some of the bugbears and uruk-hai. But then again they all talk and act like monsters off the field and it makes the sport that much more fun off the field as well as on. So RP as a dwarf or whatever and have fun because thats why we do this, and because of the funny hats.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Old Horse » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:07 am

Outhro Youkker wrote:Old Horse is a dwarf
he has the beard


Small clarification here: I LOOK like a dwarf in real life (specially if I stand next to Gorlock or Soth). I don't RP one on the field.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Big King Jimmy » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:11 am

Because most people don't role play, and those that do want to be terrifying.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Draygon Brightstar » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:31 am

Hey im the leader of the dwarves in the realm De-Trebo Mora there are seven of us here and we are not only good fighters but we are also the chefs of our realm and recently cooked the feast for manatherin which just happend and not all of us are small.....welll actually none of us are small but we are just as good if not better then the orcs or the elves or the what evers
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Alunsun » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:36 am

Draygon Brightstar wrote:Hey im the leader of the dwarves in the realm De-Trebo Mora there are seven of us here and we are not only good fighters but we are also the chefs of our realm and recently cooked the feast for manatherin which just happend and not all of us are small.....welll actually none of us are small but we are just as good if not better then the orcs or the elves or the what evers


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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Todo » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:48 am

Is he a dwarf or a troll?
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Big King Jimmy » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:18 am

Todo wrote:Is he a dwarf or a tool?


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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Draygon Brightstar » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:32 am

id say dwarf....
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Spike » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:01 pm

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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Roland Demox » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:24 am

Spike, sometimes I hate you, then sometimes you pull **** like that outta your * and bam. Awesome
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Mekoot Rowan » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:22 am

if it's any comfort spike, you can count on me to always hate you.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Draygon Brightstar » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:01 pm

OMG.....
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Lodian Black » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:29 am

If you its hard to "pretend" to see or be a dwarf how can any of the other races fly? I mean don't get me wrong I see your logic, but I don't see many Skinny frail looking Elves, unless they are 14. I don't see any 8 ft people with "sorta" greenish skin walking around acting like trolls cause they are "sorta" green and tall, nor does anyone have a tail to be a Gnoll but than again I do have a rather large tail bone? If that is the logic I am totally lost on role-play, thought it was make believe. If I wanted to be a Cat person would I be expect myself to sharpen my nails? I love dwarves lets drink!

(ok, maybe trolls aren't green but I'm going off nwn2 models ahaha!)
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Hurin » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:28 am

I also hate you spike... :fingers:
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Spike » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:15 am

Lodian Black wrote:If you its hard to "pretend" to see or be a dwarf how can any of the other races fly? I mean don't get me wrong I see your logic, but I don't see many Skinny frail looking Elves, unless they are 14. I don't see any 8 ft people with "sorta" greenish skin walking around acting like trolls cause they are "sorta" green and tall, nor does anyone have a tail to be a Gnoll but than again I do have a rather large tail bone? If that is the logic I am totally lost on role-play, thought it was make believe. If I wanted to be a Cat person would I be expect myself to sharpen my nails? I love dwarves lets drink!

(ok, maybe trolls aren't green but I'm going off nwn2 models ahaha!)


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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Draygon Brightstar » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:09 pm

OMG its a giant lima bean the health food is attacking.....lets drink till it becomes funny
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Alunsun » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:24 am

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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Big King Jimmy » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:57 pm

Lodian Black wrote:If you its hard to "pretend" to see or be a dwarf how can any of the other races fly? I mean don't get me wrong I see your logic, but I don't see many Skinny frail looking Elves, unless they are 14. I don't see any 8 ft people with "sorta" greenish skin walking around acting like trolls cause they are "sorta" green and tall, nor does anyone have a tail to be a Gnoll but than again I do have a rather large tail bone? If that is the logic I am totally lost on role-play, thought it was make believe. If I wanted to be a Cat person would I be expect myself to sharpen my nails? I love dwarves lets drink!

(ok, maybe trolls aren't green but I'm going off nwn2 models ahaha!)


I've seen bug bear paint themselves and wear a single sleeve. I've seen trolls wear hats and "trench coats" to block the sun from driving them mad. I've seen orcs... wear.... armor.... I've seen goblins dye themselves green and treat people like ****.

I've never seen a dwarf do anything other than drink and MAYBE grow a beard. They should walk around on their knees.

Monsters are things that people are ABLE to believably role play. Elves are faster and more agile than a human... which means you can't portray them. Which is why most elves just end up looking like geeks in pointy ears.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Spike » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:06 pm

Big Jimmy wrote:I've seen goblins dye themselves green and treat people like ****.


How many times do I have to apologize, Jimmy? Your mustache doesn't make you look like a pedophile. It's very distinguished.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby debuenzo » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:07 pm

dude, jimmy, not all elves are fast, agile, and handsome
dont let the mass-media perpetuate stereotypes
real elves live on!
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Big King Jimmy » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:31 pm

Spike wrote:
Big Jimmy wrote:I've seen goblins dye themselves green and treat people like ****.


How many times do I have to apologize, Jimmy? Your mustache doesn't make you look like a pedophile. It's very distinguished.


I was more thinking about a certain whistle breakin good time.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Roland Demox » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:58 pm

Big Jimmy wrote:
Spike wrote:
Big Jimmy wrote:I've seen goblins dye themselves green and treat people like ****.


How many times do I have to apologize, Jimmy? Your mustache doesn't make you look like a pedophile. It's very distinguished.


I was more thinking about a certain whistle breakin good time.
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Honestly I think Jimmy is dead on and has the best post award for this thread. You cant BELIEVABLY portray a dwarf in this game. Unless your a midget with no knees and a santa beard who loves ale
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Big King Jimmy » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:38 am

Plus you'd better have plate. No god fearing dwarf would be seen dead in leather or chain.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Peanut of Loderia » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:54 pm

The reason you dont hear alot about dwarves is because we're very secretive.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Spike » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:14 pm

Big Jimmy wrote:No god fearing dwarf would be seen dead in leather or chain.


Everyone knows that god fearing dwarves have their armor class restricted to cloth.

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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Big King Jimmy » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:35 pm

2nd ed called, they want their books back.
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Eris » Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:07 am

2nd ed clerics have no armor restrictions. :devil:
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Sevires » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:06 am

Dwarves are the most amazing ever! Im a dwarf and without us you wouldnt have ale, drinking songs, or your armor... We are the best at making armors, weapons, and **** like that. Yes we do wear chain thank you and i wish i had plate to wear.. Its funny that you mention walking around on your knees when not on field i actually do that. Someone complained since i was 6ft tall...
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Draygon Brightstar » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:00 pm

2nd ed sucked but they wernt bad.....back in the day and i fought alongside gnomes who were 6 feet tall and at least were not saying that were balors or something along those lines.......
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Re: why is there never anything about dwarves

Postby Spike » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:54 pm

Sevires wrote:Dwarves are the most amazing ever!

Alright, I'll bite. Why would you say this?

Im a dwarf

Well, there's my answer.

and without us you wouldnt have ale,

Dwarves =/= Sumerians circa 4,000 BC

drinking songs,

Without using Google, type the lyrics to a well known Dwarven drinking song right now.

or your armor...

As a goblin, I do take most of my armor from piles of dead bodies.

We are the best at making armors, weapons, and **** like that.

Let me see pics of your fine work then.

Yes we do wear chain thank you and i wish i had plate to wear..

This makes you a stuntie fresh from the can.

Its funny that you mention walking around on your knees when not on field i actually do that. Someone complained since i was 6ft tall...

Snappy comeback bolded.
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