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+9 vorpal * sword

Postby zug_zug » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:06 am

so how do i clean it i got blood all over it and now the sheath
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby Azgarehta » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:51 am

Kobolds have a unique bloodtype that is slightly acidic, but not overly so. Stabbing a few of these should clean it up nicely. You're scabbard should come clean with a few drops of the blood mixed with a bucket of pond water and a bit of lye.
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby zug_zug » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:47 pm

but kobolds is my friends i no wants to kill them plus no taste good
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby Spike » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:05 pm

Fail thread is fail.
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby Azgarehta » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:44 pm

You could also cut off some elf ears and rub them on the blade. They're made of MAGIC!
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby zug_zug » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:35 am

why is all the answers about killing i just sell sword for club instead need rent money for cave on upper east-side
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby Azgarehta » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:43 am

You can't cut the flesh off with a club.
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby zug_zug » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:27 am

but i can go clubin instead much more fun i've heard
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby Azgarehta » Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:56 pm



Only if you dance like the TEKNOVIKING
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby semtater » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:55 pm

* the sword.

Im goin clubin with the TEKNOVIKING!!!!!!!!
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby Dane » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:11 am

Technoviking without techno? Ugh...
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby paul01 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:49 pm

I remembered when my medieval sword used by my friend. He killed the dog of our neighbor and he used my sword. Ohhh I can't imagine there's a lot of blood in my sword. Ohh I wiped it using a rag.
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby ripexz » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:17 am

zug_zug wrote:but kobolds is my friends i no wants to kill them plus no taste good


you can go to a market ya know and buy it, you wont need to kill. you'll make some noob happy, cause they all train on kobolds and expect people to buy the useless loot they get...

And remember to wash the kobold blood off with water, so it doest corrode your sword and then oil your blade to prevent rusting. It also makes less noise when drawing if the sword is oiled well, making you more stealthy and wont give you away when doin sneak attacks.
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby Sir_Mel » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:00 pm

I second the failure motion, it shall go to a vote. All in favor?
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby ripexz » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:01 am

Teh Mel wrote:I second the failure motion, it shall go to a vote. All in favor?


lol. i think you're unopposed. vote passed? :D
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby debuenzo » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:39 pm

if da vorpal blade is dirtee, stick it up your astral hole
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Re: +9 vorpal * sword

Postby No'Vak » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:16 pm

debuenzo wrote:if da vorpal blade is dirtee, stick it up your astral hole


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